Mock fantasy football draft coverage is worse. Just like the real draft every player is overrated and when someone likes a player over another for no reason, they use words like "intangibles".

Proof that revenge at the dish is best served old.

This one is quick with the Google, but not so much with the context.

I wasn't going to ask or anything. I was just going to call you a completely ignorant fool. But, since you pointed it out, now I know you are a completely incompetent, ignorant fool. You are a fucking sheep. You have built up a false view of all cops based on your loyalty to your brother and his profession. It makes…

I'm assuming they can vote for themselves, so let's see... 30 teams with 5 starters. So there should be a 150 player tie for Man of the Year and MVP.

Bugged eyes, rosy nose, numb lips and that face. I’m pretty sure we all know he took out the 10 inch Wüsthof and chopped a couple lines of genetically modified, refined sugar and snorted them straight off of the cutting board.

Low haranging fruit is the best kind.

Don't worry, they will celebrate with a Public Health Service announcement regarding Wrigley Field.

The thought process that it's a man's job to decide where women go is the root of the problem. So he believes that he is a stand up guy, but in reality he has the scum mentality.

That's a shocker.

Thanks a lot, Ben. I've been trying to sell my girlfriend on the health benefits of bone broth for the last year. Now that's ruined.

Big deal. I have friends who could eat that pizza in one sitting.

"I'd take the concussion. Absolutely, no-brainer."

Gary Anderson's wide left against Atlanta in the 99 NFC Championship.

Nascar: Wait a second, we thought "decries" meant we were all for it. It ain't one of those double negative words? Oh shit.

Stop reading Bleacher Report and start reading more from the childrens.

The same reason you wouldn't watch just one episode per year of Young and the Restless, The Kardashians, Duck Dynasty, Survivor, or any other fake reality show or soap opera. If you enjoy that sort of thing, then you are already watching. If you don't, it's garbage TV and you certainly won't get anything out of an…