Or maybe just go to an Olympic sized rink and end all of the foolishness. 5 on 5 will open up, 4 on 4 will open up and when shootouts happen, that will be fine.

Look like someone finally informed him that you can tweet in a tie.

Some comments just win the internet. This is won of them.

I grimaced watching that.

That look is a composite of all 32 owners in one face. Call him a fallguy, puppet, ass wrangler, corn hole licker, butt pucker, or smarmy ginger fuck... or any other name you can think of and you are absolutely correct. 44 million to be the gimp-douche boy is probably worth it unfortunately.

Pot calling the shrub green.

Or just make potatoes. Tastes better and easier. I've tried many different "mashed" cauliflower recipes and they all are lacking. Cauliflower is fine raw or in a salad, but if you are going to cook it, my favorite way is to grease it up with some olive oil and coat it in nutritional yeast before baking it at 400…

I have never seen Ryen Russillo before. I pictured him as a black dude.

...the Colts are shotgun-spraying free agency.

Swedish basketball players....

I'm pretty sure that was Lemon trying to call the strawman yellow... and it went as well for him as this shitty joke.

I keep getting older and he stays the same age.

A perfect spherical troll. It drives spherical truthers nuts, sits like it's on a tee and doesn't roll.

A perfect spherical troll. It drives spherical truthers nuts, sits like it's on a tee and doesn't roll.

Tick, tack, toe.

You should have just gone up, snatched the mic from the poor soul on stage and pointed it at the replay. Once over, turn and give the guy a death stare, drop the mic and bust out the front door.

Maybe a dumb questions, maybe one a Blues fan can answer, but what is the crossed arms thing? The announcer calls it, "As Jackman gives it the classic jacks crossed arms."

I prefer the serious type.

Rather than ones who crap on field.

I went this year for the first time since the early 90s before the Excel Energy Center. It was incredible back in the day, but that building (the Excel) full of 15-18 thousand hardcore fans and students, is an amateur hockey mecca with the big screens, vertical 2nd tier seating nearly full to capacity, student…

So what if he likes to throw sauce into the slot from time to time instead of using the wrister?