Honest question: If I stop clicking on these Concourse stories about random rap groups on my Deadspin main page, will the stories stop showing up there? Or is the main page not personalized? (If it is personalized, should I worry about the rap articles being replaced by indie band articles? I know either way I will be…

This is why TL;DR. You just made me read a story that says there is no story.

Jesus Christ do you people squeegee your shower too? Do you wash your car before you put it in the garage? There is nothing clean or dirty about making a bed. You don't wear your bed to the office. It is a personal space, not a place where OCD should run rampant. It is just as clean or dirty whether it is made or…

But he did say that he's never done steroids, HGH or any other PEDs. So there's that.

Definitely a good christian family. His father, Harry, is a minister. His mother, Debbie Pricilla "D.P." works on the assembly line. Although their family is small, they come from a long line of Dicks who all have big families.

From his bio, "At TCC, Dicks earned First Team All-Panhandle Conference..."

Cathal conveniently leaves out the fact that the media can be a complete douchebag to a player like Phaneuf for little reason and without repercussions. But he does make sure to note that (write an entire article on) when players don't cooperate with the media, the media can shred them more than is deserved. What the…

You, sir, are an Adequate Man.

I am so confused on my adequacy right now.

Don't believe the hype.

No. How about college and h.s. adopt the spot foul.

K.G. doesn't sleep. He waits.

Holy crap... The song "Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Sound of the War Drum" started playing in the background on Pandora a few seconds before I hit play on that video. What a great combo.

Money talks.

Yes, those classy, entitled EP athletes would never do something like this. Something smells fishy here. We should get Scooby and the gang to investigate.

Spoken like someone who has tried it once.

As is watching them. Apparently. When you think about it, it really is not much different than watching grown men throw a ball around, slap a puck or beat the shit out of each other.