Or if you want to see it with the Rolling Stone logo smeared on it, Google still has it cached: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache…

"I think I am finally out of jizz after re-reading those lines. It's better than doing an 8 ball, strangling a hooker and then revisiting a crime scene." - Frank

This shit was all a setup from the get go. The brackets were altered during the tourney, they didn't even pit the correct winners against each other in the semi-finals. Also, a little known fact some of you were not aware of: Jolie has over 50% of her retirement invested in Ajinomoto. What is that you say? Only the…

He was just beta testing the new iTouch Siri Digildo.

What a fuckin' drama queen. He was more embarrassed than hurt. The guy setting the screen barely took any impact and Davis didn't even hit his head. Not sure if a soccer team would even take him.

#1: Don't buy new.

Clearly the Rhino would win. Rhino would dodge his punches and then when Hippo raised his arm and open his mouth, Rhino would pop him in the face and then repeatedly jab his belly. TKO.

Slow down there, son. We already have the Rooney Rule.

The same caps that got them there: 100mg HGH cap, 30mg Adderal cap, or 80mg THG cap, 20mg Ephedrine cap, 50mg Stanzololo cap or a 200mg Andro cap.

I would say this is less of a "chicken and the egg" scenario and more like a "turducken" scenario because the fans are a separate entity from the sport and the media. But, I guess that would present another question. Who crawled up who's ass?

I'm not clicking that sponsored-by-DiGiorno video AGAIN!

All of you are MSG whores if the Doritos make it!

It was Kettle vs. Tortilla in the finals. Why does it show that Nacho Doritos beat Kettle chips? Is this some sort of metric bracket or is your artist from Zimbabwe? This is the third major fuckup on the brackets. It really isn't that hard you graphic artist trolls!

Sneak out of her room and out the door praying that you can find your way back home.

But, but, but... the NFL is a non-profit. Did you ever consider that before writing this garbage piece?

That wasn't Ambient... you were in bat country.

Nice! For all you kiddies out there who don't get this, just imagine back in the olden days when there were still students typing papers on word processors and electric typewriters, cassette tapes were still being widely used, and the only way to get porn was to find your dad's or friend's dad's magazine stash unless…

Technically he only agreed for her to dress up. So he should gotten the sex and then got off the hook.

Right on. There is also a huge difference between -20 and -30.... In -20 you can do some things outside with the right clothes if you keep moving. At -30 that first breath gives you a startling pause and no matter what you do, your nostrils stick together every time you inhale. -40 is just an absolute effing beast…

Again, who the fuck is running the bracket and why do they not understand how they work??? You play down... not across or zig-zag. You already had the abomination of the second round winners mysteriously switching to a new bracket only to finally fix that. Now my anticipation of a Potato vs. Cheese semi-final thriller…