First off, Roger, you are replying to the wrong post. Second of all, you are talking in the third person.

This has got to be the biggest inside joke the media has ever fallen for. OR the biggest marketing genius ever! The Pats and Gillette made sure that #flexball in the background while Tom talked about feeling balls, rubbing up balls, half balls.... And then he keeps the joke going saying this is serious?!?! Come on!

That's so you... you, you, big you. Sorry about your mom and all.

Peter King is the worst.

With Horsey and Arby's sauce? Or just ketchup?

He does his job and is better than 99% of the other running backs that do theirs (actually, this year he is better than 100% of the other backs since the one who is best at their job also beats his kids). And yes, he is a millionaire (actually a mult-millionaire). So, why should he give a fuck what Goodell and the NFL…

Rd. 2: Is it just me or does the artwork crew not get how brackets work?

But what if we use the wrong rag or sponge? ("That microfiber washcloth is only supposed to be used on glass and ceramic! Stop using the dish sponge for wiping the counter!") Or what if our significant other wants us to use a paper towel instead? What if she wants us to use that new all natural, locally grown lemon…

A perfect example of 21st century anal origami.

Let's see... malicious cross-check that injures another player by a player who has a history of being a cheap-shot artist and the NHL gives Carcillo a 6 game suspension. Throw a jersey on the ice embarrassing the home team who plays embarrassing hockey and the Leaf's organization suspends the fan for a year. Fuck you…

Naw, it was OK, but the delivery was solid.

"We call it conduct beneficial to the league. What's wrong with that?"

Right. You get an emotional thrill from watching someone else's emotional agony... which doesn't matter. Sounds like you are the bottom head on that totem pole. Have fun at your therapy sessions. Don't worry, they won't strain your pocketbook right away. You still have a long denial period to overcome.

Fo shizzle!

Yes, he is a first cousin, once-removed of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Johnson.

Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed.

You must of gotten that straight from his mouth.

Like, like.

What a spaz. Most people who don't like their turkey club just send it back.

Or maybe it is because they had virtually the same career length, wins, losses, ERA, strike outs, and post-season records and stats, however Smoltz took off a year for injury and three other years to be one of the league's most dominate closers. Those extra 150+ save certainly put him over the edge. Sorry, but that…