And he can become just another quarterback that the Bears organization ruins. Although, they may not have to do all of the work by themselves.

Is it me or is there a weird smegma associated with their name... I can't put my finger on it.

Calling holding in the NFL is pretty much akin to calling travelling in the NBA.

One without holes?

One without holes?

NFE

I though that dad had chipped out a tooth rooted to a chunk sinuses... naw, just a piece of stick. Thanks, dad, for clearing that up right away before I got nauseous.

N1ce.

I defer somewhat. It would be like reading Cosmicomics the first time. Magical and beautiful, but you are not quite sure what is going on. Kind of a fun mind fuck with a half a kluewe what was going on. However, but week 4 or 5 it would be pure statistical bliss.

Just like his last two seasons with the Bears. Chicago can kill any QB.

So what you are saying is, "Nothing to see here. Move along?"

I just found a photo of the OP.

You had me at "sweet Jesus strapped to a fuck gun". Nice work.

+1 eye

It looks like Robert "Tractor" Traylor's kid is clearing out the lane for him too.

Or you could just eat week cookies...

I'm pretty sure it WASN'T Donovan McNabb.

Can you replace "Being hit by a car" with "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" just for this holiday season?

He's just going back to his early days in NHL '94 where he could never stop the pass on goal from behind the blue line.

Several of these kids could sell their names to the latest budding Nashville country music star.