NFE

I though that dad had chipped out a tooth rooted to a chunk sinuses... naw, just a piece of stick. Thanks, dad, for clearing that up right away before I got nauseous.

N1ce.

I defer somewhat. It would be like reading Cosmicomics the first time. Magical and beautiful, but you are not quite sure what is going on. Kind of a fun mind fuck with a half a kluewe what was going on. However, but week 4 or 5 it would be pure statistical bliss.

Just like his last two seasons with the Bears. Chicago can kill any QB.

So what you are saying is, "Nothing to see here. Move along?"

I just found a photo of the OP.

You had me at "sweet Jesus strapped to a fuck gun". Nice work.

+1 eye

It looks like Robert "Tractor" Traylor's kid is clearing out the lane for him too.

Or you could just eat week cookies...

I'm pretty sure it WASN'T Donovan McNabb.

Can you replace "Being hit by a car" with "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" just for this holiday season?

He's just going back to his early days in NHL '94 where he could never stop the pass on goal from behind the blue line.

Several of these kids could sell their names to the latest budding Nashville country music star.

Good thing his last name wasn't Rice. Casual sports fans didn't know who he was, so the NFL didn't need to suspend him all year.

For sure it leaves room for that. However, it is very rare for a kid to be devoted to one thing especially when they are young and exploring new things. Most competitive kids I know are just as competitive at "their" sport as they are in other sports or even other activities. I like your musician example, but the term…

Facepalm. For fuck's sake, let kids be kids. For every kid that makes it, there are hundreds of kids that burnout because of their parents pushing them year-round to a sport where they thought that their little superstar was going to be "the one". Hang around a rink in Minnesota and you can pick out a dozen of those…

You'll read it, because Woj deserves some going-in upon.