My favorite NFL Christmas Carols:

I Am Good El Commissioner

More proof that there really isn't anything going on in Oklahoma.

Damn. Yoenis is getting passed around like a young gun in the pen. Good thing Fister wasn't involved with this deal.

The Astros from 1989 have a better chance at making the playoffs without going back in time and rewriting the history books.

Or like dissecting Cosmicomics?

So the Red Sox blew it by going for Yoenis?

Goodell is a puppet? Holy shitballs... I don't think I can handle it. This must be an alternate universe and you... you... you are an evil bastard capable of telling an entire orphanage of children that you will be letting them meet their parents, but instead you stroll out Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy & the Easter…

No need to dicktate that expression.

"Sorry, Jack. I own that title."

He leafs prison. That's why.

How can you tell?

"Big deal. We've done dozens of Battle Royals."

"In the name of player and referee safety, it is time to get rid of the tip."

Manti Te'o believed him right away and accepted his apology.

To copy polaroids? Oh no, you mean to copy words... I use a ditto machine for that.

I make $5130 more than that per week working from home. bigmoney5335fromhomeDOTcom (replace "DOT" with ".").

At a Bills game... that's a shocker!

Maybe the question should be, "What was sticking in Tony Hawk's leg?"

I know many people who still call it taping... yeah I'm old.