Coke is the worst. Do you call any candy bar a Snickers? A fast food burger a Big Mac? A condom a Trojan? A tissue a Kleenex... er... well... I guess that blows my argument out of the nostril.

Griffin was thinking, "I picked a winner... now where do I wipe it."

That pear could really fight.

Maybe it's just me, but Lozo's second tweet sounds like some 9th grader gossiping about another student. Go Dave, spread the word. Make a story out of nothing much.

My neighbor tried asking for a pic but they politely refused and their only concern was that I got my wallet back. The only thing they asked for was a handful of THCittles.

"Rookies."

More tragical lies...

Just like the NFL, the NHL wants to make it up as they go...

The result says a professor of finance at the School of Business at NYU in lower Manhatten, could be nearly $225 thousand added to local charity. Call it the RexRyan Effect.

Wow, that's a bargain. Parx Racing had to pay $7.8 million to get Mario Caldron off the Phillies.

The game is getting better with less goons. Shit will still happen, but I think it has become more "eye for an eye" and then it is over instead of the "eye for an eye" then a fight and another retaliation and then a bigger retaliation and so on.

43. Kinja yellow star and +1

"The random collection of isolated and questionable photographs that the employee distributed represents selective snapshot 'moments-in-time' that without proper context can support any number of conclusions."

director of UNC's ethics center... doublespeak much?

And the sun rises in the east.

"Snitches get stitches."

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