Since I started writing this column, I've been wondering what to do with westerns. They aren't quite action movies, but they're action-adjacent.

He is the only reason I didn't hate the outcome last night. What a gamer.

Deadspin is inching closer to ESPN. Jeter retirement tracker and now the Kobe/Lakers suck tracker. Regressing should track how many times Deadspin puts out words and names for top market teams and players.

I'm pretty sure that Jerry was mincing words and it went more like this: "I told [Garrett] he'd be back, no fracture. X-rays were only if needed [later]," Jones said. "I told him [Romo] his back was out, he wasn't dead, so it [his back] was set."

alright, alright, alright

You mean like the steak because she looks fat to you or as a euphemism for a penis because she looks like a horny milf?

Hey fuck face, this is America. It's spelled d-u-c-k-s.

Dangle on a defenseman who is barely coasting and not skating is like beating a pylon. Was that Martin Short that he "fleeced"?

Kisha later tweeted, "Glad I got that pic. Sung Woo is way hotter in person. #SoKoHunks"

Maybe he should start a team in Colorado and just force people to play with him.

Headline from 2013:

One missing makes a complete failure? Wow. Were you that kid who cried for for the rest of the day after getting one wrong on your spelling test?

"I'd still hit that."

"The same thing happened to us after the game on Sunday. Fat Tony Siragusa was the accomplice."

Or shits a dick since that is now a thing.

And the security guard didn't help matters when he kept yelling, "Mister, Chill!"

BUTT YES.

He took long enough!

meat mouth?