Fed up with the Vikings? This just proves he's not a player's coach. He's a fan coach.

Right. You can get the same lessons from the military, a corporation, a church...

You do realize that this is all staged situations and loosely scripted, right? Just like most other "reality" TV, this is not much different than WWE.

But he looks like Brick Tamland, so unless he has a trident or flamethrower...

I thought the "PENDING APPROVAL" thing was supposed to protect us from seeing bestiality on Kinja. Fucking slackers.

He's been stoned. Not much a publicist can do about that.

"Just rub some dirt on it and get back in there."

Yeah, their formation pretty much indicates an onside up the middle. I'm just guessing the flag was for the kid going after the knees of the kid on the kicking team.

Fuck banning purses and bags at the gate. Just ban felons... oh yeah, that would cut out 40% of the fans and 80% of the commenters on PFT.

Vick admitted he was doggin'. Is that a big surprise?

His first goal of that game was the sweetest. Quick left open a hole the size of a trivial pursuit pie slice to protect a pass out front and Wingels clanged it off the corner on the glove side from a nearly impossible angle on the blocker side.

no.

Just taking a page from the NFL and other professional sports that use mascots. By reading the title, one would think that the WWE mascots held up a sign saying that white tank tops and jorts carried Ebola.

That's putting it mildly... St. Louis and the surrounding area is earning every bit of it.

Money.

500 Passes article causes a 500 Internal Server Error at Football Perspective.

The clear purse the dude is holding at :27 sure did it's job.

Wishing a sexual assault happened at a specific time (or at all) is miserable.

Spent the week doing Brick Tamland cameos at golf courses...

Darling Nikki deserves top 3.