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Well if Bill Cosby can do this...

I bet Jeter has the date and probably nailed it on the first try.

Yeah, watching that made me cross my eyes a few times.

We're talking hockey here. The "eh" goes at the end of the sentence, eh?

Where are the toilets and dogs?

You must be black because that was a lazy joke. Oh no, wait... you must be white because it was a racist joke.

Funny. I thought you were going to say "bro" at the end of your comment.

In the case of Buffalo Chicken Dip, it is much better than the real thing. It take the adequate out of Buffalo Chicken and inserts a mouth orgasm with every bite.

You got mine. That stuff could be eaten like chowder.

Dogs bred to chase down raccoons (coons). Some people use them for chasing down coyotes too.

I doubt it will be that bad if it cuts down some of the arguing with umps. Get rid of the Dodgers, Brewers and all of the A.L. East and that would shorten the game.

That one flew over the kiddie's heads like a low flying chopper firing tranquilizer darts.

I just looked up 5 other quarterbacks from passing teams randomly during his era and if you go by career passer rating he's an average Joe.

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Little do people also know that Warrant had an offshoot reggae album produced by Jack Ruby under the name Warrant Commission.

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