That's a liver fluke. Get it checked out right away.

Taro T'eo has a nice ring...

Hey, down in front! I can't see the... never mind.

It took a while, but was worth the "pooch punt". That was funny, but getting there wasn't.

delete

fuck you drew. ur kid is better/.

Killer.

I don't think there is a comment that will top the story.

I know, right?

Yeah.

Worst Deadspin post today, maybe this week. Would say "ever" if I wanted to compete with Kyle.

I thought that was what I saw. Thank God/Deadspin for animated gifs to bring my brownout back into reality.

Go back to the re-run of Big Bang...

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One Billion Hands - James Frey's follow up memoir to life after drug addiction and falling into sex addiction.

Yep... that's a troll list, bro.

Baby Andy Reid won already. Quit picking on first time parents looking for validity.

Looks like he's been coaching her since junior high.

The first Caucasian non-gritty, white collar running back.

We all are along with every comment. Every single time we comment regardless if it is the funniest thing we've heard all week or the trolliest of the troll. Time to just get out of this Kinja mess all together and back to real things. The need to come back here and look for that red dot just so I can feel good for a…