Gotcha. I like the Luke Warm Carl version.

Slowly pulls coat over bulge. Big grin. This works every time. Phone blows up with texts from buddies talking about some deadspin thing.

Andrew Luck in 20 years when career is over and CTE and painkiller abuse fully kick in.

Modern medicine gave Bo his career just like many otherworldly athletes that started popping up out of nowhere during his era. We were all told that it was better workouts, genetics and diets at the time. Now we know it was PEDs. They have plagued pro sports since the mid 80s.

Why so hot Carl?

So Bryant McKinney got so fat that he's off the chart now?

"My Baby Ruuuuu" would work.

We've spoken and cleared this up. Going forward we have a signed written agreement that I will continue reporting my version on the ESPN network and it's affiliates while ESPN has agreed to give Bob and his kind their own channel to speak out against the Redskin name. This new diverse channel will be called "ESPN…

Stop holding back and tell us how you really feel. :)

They did.

What a waste of time. Eli only scans the cover letters and never reads the open letters.

To be fair, Russia is just emulating other U.N. countries who don't get in trouble for slavery. Emirate????

Troll or no troll... shut the fuck up. I was a Bonds lover prior to his head and body enlarging like an NFL player. He is a piece of shit along with the rest of them. Maris got screwed harder in a couple years than Gianna Michaels did in 10 minutes.

At some point in the future, governments will be killing off complete idiots like this to try to save man kind.

Dad! Bob broke your beer.

Toradol is an amazing drug.

LMHO

He's awfully flippant about the whole thing.

Apparently the warning bolt at 4:44 wasn't enough to convince them to clear the field.

Wrastling is the most pure idiots.