Oh damn double post KINJAAAA

I’m a generally oily kinda gal, so I usually use the Juniper one, but the Godiva has a really looovely mix of conditioner and shampoo in one and is lovely and tender, the coconut rice cake one is a gentle one my sis swears by, and they also have solid co-wash bars!  I’ve also been told the Argan Oil one and the Angel…

I’ll put this out there - for a like stick straight thick easily tangled hair typa gal, Jungle is the best thing in the whole entire world and it smells like JOY (solid conditioner).  But the shampoo bars last FOREVER!  I think my Juniper one was bought in like...September and I JUST used the last scraps.

You leave in a fuge after friendly cheerful employees compliment you and annoint you with fragrant lotions and load you with samples and HOLY SHIT I SPEND 90 DOLLARS I JUST CAME HERE FOR SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER WHAT HAPPENED?  But NOTHING beats the shampoo bars and conditioner solids for traveling.  When I was in…

The last time I smoked in a cramped space in expensive-to-me clothing was a goth club as a teen a bajillion years ago, and boy does polyester stretch velvet retain smoke smell! Even then there would be NO sitting on the bathroom floor nuh uh. NO WAY. Maybe all the coddled stars got in there and were oh so confused…

The black velvet tux gown and the golden Met Gala carried in on a dais looks have catapulted him into the heavens of gloriousness!  He must always be present!

Oh yay. Cramped selfies and photos of people sitting on a *BATHROOM FLOOR* in couture gowns that cost more than I make in a year or two, chugging away at their cigarettes in the hot box’d bathroom, blissfully unaware that the rented garments will have to be cleaned by a low wage worker quietly resigned to get the…

Lush shampoo puck or bust.  I need naught more expensive.

And Fazolis was no tip, natch, but BOY guys “free unlimited breadsticks” got a real workout of the definition unlimited.  We lied a few times and said we ran out and monday was our restock day until they were out the place!

I was...a very strange kid and pretty jaded by that point (jaded or like numb is probably better than strong) so I was more exasperated than shocked like “What the fuck dude. Thats gonna make SO MUCH WORK. UGH.” So not particularly compassionate either...buuuut

“Coz I wanted to see what would happen” to both the arm slice and the just jackin’ it alas.  Its a disconcerting moment to be staring at another human who just used a FOOD KNIFE to cut a good meaty slice into their arm, filling the disinfectant sink with blood. 

It really, really is much easier to adulterate the “cream” sauces.  Which is horrifying now that I think of it because on Saturdays we had a high number of Indian vegetarian diners coming from the Hindu temple services.  Luckily Teen Boy A did not open on Saturdays.  He opened on Sundays...the cursed day...the day we…

Basically everything we served there was a horrific abomination, but boy oh boy did the after church crowd loooove to really make the breadstick bitch’s job so...so much worse (if you worked the “floor” you had to go around with the breadstick basket. Even as a teen my anxiety was so through the roof my managers…

I worked at a Fazolis as a teen...which is to say I saw some fucked up shit. One of the day/close managers was a Vampire the Masquerade enthusiast who would let his creepy uh, vampire sons I guess (he was their “Sire”) come in and sit in the smoking section (yes that long ago) chain smoking, drinking free soda and…

It’s so easy it’s an experiment even my *dumbest* microbio undergrads can’t fuck up.  That...is how easy it is!  Once mother starts bubbling, just make sure she’s fed and she’ll take care of you for a long time, plus your sourdough will have the unique yeast flavors of wherever you are!

Wearing that ENORMOUS comical Moshino puffycoat was a MOOOOOD. and I support it - she’s confusing people left and right and it is spectacular. If she doesn’t want to be tailored, she ain’t gotta be tailored. She’s got a spectacular voice - I want to hear her sing and she can look however the fuck she likes - neon…

I’m an Old, but I’m enjoying the shit out of her music. I wish that “fuck you I’ma do Me” gravely teen popstar Lourde/Billie vibe had existed when I was a teen! (I say that but another poster has pointed out that Fiona Apple did indeed exist in the time I was a teen and I LOOOOOOOOVED her - but only one album was…

FUCK IT IM’A DO IT LIVE! Buckle up, because it’s time for my TED talk -“Masks vs Respirators - also the sizes of things and why that matters vis a vi ‘the masks, they will not save you from COVID-19 you must use common sense precaution’”

Wearing a soft “surgical mask” (over ear loops, usually of pleated soft…

I dunno I *know* the passenger seat can at least fit a cheetah based on what the photos from the UAE’s most outrageously rich people have shown me. Wonder who has a cheetah...

I don’t need to consult government officials with absolutely no scientific background or PPE (personal protective equipment) training. I am a biologist who works in microbiology, virology and genetics applications (and with animal care) - I work in BSL2 currently and have worked in up to BSL4 (that’s the full blown…