No. This isn’t normal people cheating. This is a director/producer high on his own supply of newfound power trippin’ on that, and instead of keeping it in his pants, using the inherent power imbalance between a director/producer/writer and the actors who work on the show to get to that “needy, aggressive, pretty” side…

Tina Fey does a satirical piece on SNL. Response: No one appears to understand satire (christ just go eat your Irish babies at this point, right?) and Tina Fey must be condemned and cast out because she’s the WORST and an AWFUL ally and so imperfect and we just CANNOT with her.

Joss Whedon’s ex wife writes her truth…

First point tho: They def aren’t costuming Arya as wispy or little. From the hair to the clothes to the color palette, Arya is little genderbent Ned Stark paying deeeep cut homage to her hero who got her to waterdancing lessons with the former first sword of Braavos and let Arya do Arya instead of forcing her to be…

Oh that shit is happening, Lil’ Fanger’s dead and he doesn’t even know it. Between the two Sisters and omniscient Baby Brother that fool is going so down. Like why do you think Lil’ Fanger ain’t gone out to the godswood to scope out the theoretical rightful heir to House Stark if all he hears about this kid is “Oh…

Oh that shit is happening, Lil’ Fanger’s dead and he doesn’t even know it. Between the two Sisters and omniscient Baby Brother that fool is going so down. Like why do you think Lil’ Fanger ain’t gone out to the godswood to scope out the theoretical rightful heir to House Stark if all he hears about this kid is “Oh…

The problem for poor Sansa Fierce is that she’s like all extremely invaluable soft skills and a degree from school of hard knocks. And it’s REALLY hard to put that on a resume. Whereas Arya is an honorary diploma holder from the House of Black And White and Kings Road Smarts and every problem is a nail and all she…

She Syrio’d ya’ll. I wept quietly the whole time. Also Brienne seemed genuinely relieved to get to spar with someone on her skill level. Even if that person is a teenage girl with the tiniest sword in the world.

No invitation to the Slug Club for him :/ But I swear to you that the “Your reward for doing the astonishing thing is also to do some more work” line that Archmaester Slughorn popped off at the end was direct to you from a Harry Potter Book or Film. But I mean we know there’s some dope secrets in those scrolls right?…

But notiiiiice - that it was like, aside from Dany having her extra long Starbucks label read out loud, that Jon let Davos be his hype man. I’m already team North, but if I hadn’t been Ser Davos’ hype would have made me switch teams. Combined with Danerys being as awful as she’s always been right down to that HELLA…

Yeah, but the family that had Harrenhal before it was turned over to Baelish in the books was pretty minor in terms of standing and finance, they just had a huge castle they never bothered re purposing (is it like, a Westerosi scheduled building?). It would be fair to assume that the “Lord of Harrenhal, a sub-house of…

When Sansa gives a full read in front of The Council to Deal with this Real Shit is when it’s going to get VERY real. I super hope they aren’t keeping him around under the delusion that the audience thinks hes more powerful than he actually is, or that the audience just can’t get enough of his creepy uncle vibe. I…

Those ladies are unfortunately, headed for the laboratories of Qyburn Incorporated (not a Maester company). And that leaves Dorne sans formal ruler of a regional ruling house. Along with the Stormlands, the Riverlands and kinda the Reach, and kinda the Vale. Its gonna get weird.

Now it’s just a matter of when is everyone else going to figure out that he’s not really that smart at anything besides money laundering and like, level 7 lying and level 10 creepy uncle mustache growing. I’m pretty surprised nobody’s just put that out there yet.

I have some important questions:

If he ever had it on the show, Harrenhal is like, an asset in the same way that like, the Vanderbilt Mansion thing in North Carolina is an asset. It’s oversized, impossible to do upkeep on without endless funds and people, and completely incompatible with current life in Westeros. Out of all the rewards for your…

My biggest hope for Sansa while John goes out visiting, is that now we’ve seen the primary Lords of the Vale in the Winterfell crowd, figuring out that Littlefinger ain’t got SHIT and he;s already played all his cards and is now not only hella disposable, but people would probably send her hella fruit baskets for…

Shes so, so, so bad. I really wanted her to be good, she’s got the look and she carries herself so well, but its SUPER clear that she’s straight out of acting school and ANYONE can steal a scene from her, and she’s always overwhelmed by the effects and struggles to stand out. She’s helped out IMMENSELY by some…

Samwell is not getting invitation to Slug Club parties I don’t think. But Samwell’s gonna experiment SNAPE STYLE and you cannot stop him Archmaester Slughorn.

I think what’s annoying about Sansa isn’t actually Sansa, it’s that Sophie Turner is not really pulling off Sansa now that she has more to do. Arya is more satisfying to watch because Masie Williams has shown range through the whole series, down to her “sentitmental moments with Nymeria” and “I’ve seen some shit convo…

Also Ned only didn’t hold Jamie accountable because of his SUPER specific oath as a Kingsguard. Not because Jamie had no agency just coz, but because Jamie had to uphold his HONOR and OATH and not ice king Cray when it was the head of the Stark House and heir on the chopping block. Ned held Jamie in high contempt not…