Here sidepart helmet hair is for realtors! YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN US?! MEET ME OUTSIDE THE DAIRY STAND AT MIDNIGHT.

But seriously. Years in rural-ish but not quite food service and you know the “types” and these persons definitely fit into the category where you’d say “Yeah, I have 0 trouble imagining those…

It really is universal. I mean look at episodes of Cops. Where CAN’T you film an episode of Cops? Nowhere, that’s where.

And I’m sure members of those communities would be able to accurately identify the hallmarks of their particular brand of asshole. Assholes are everywhere!

If ‘not being a trash bucket who beats up minimum wage employees and then has the gall to grin and pose in a mugshot’ and noticing that they show the hallmarks of, evidently universal American, assholery is elitist sure!

Based on my sisters descriptions, I would not be surprised if Conneticut Past a Certain Point was pretty much a total recall to “Where you Grew up”

OMG. Your description of “Jayden” is the perfect male counterpart to the Midwest White Lower Middle Class Woman (but I’d still say Marlboro lights) Jayden will also roll through your drive through and try to scream at you (maybe while high or drunk, hard to tell) about how it’s criminal that 50 big macs cost that much…

I mean, southern Ohioans like to be all “OMG Cleaveland right?” but we are JUST as bad. 15 minutes out of Cincy, Dayton, or Cbus and its pretty much all the same.

Obnoxious and shitty. Any group of women who will gang up to beat up a fast food employee is, in my experience, exactly the kind of person who will also try to pretend their glasses aren’t from Sams Club, but from much classier Target and mock or sneer at you if you “look poor” or aren’t tanned, or don’t dump money…

Oh god that second paragraph. My cousin’s multi county soccer team toured Europe; France, Italy, Germany, the like. What did they eat nearly every night? McDonalds. Because even the touristy places have “gross” food. I was asked out on a date once by a dude who had, at the age of 27, never even eaten Italian food or a…

Skunk stripes, blue frosted cream shadow, and barbed wire arm band tattoos (for the girls) and tribals (for the dudes) are also hallmarks but I feel like you have to drive like, about 20 miles off any given loop highway for it to be an ongoing “thing” The people who live around me now in the big scary “city” do not…

Yeaaaah, girl is feelin’ the effect of consequences for probably one of the first real times.

“It Was Never Not the 90's. (subtitle) A Tale of Ohio”

On the upside when one of those bitches tried to physically pull me out of a (Mcdonalds!) drive through window my small stature and the relative height of the window meant she couldn’t tip me over enough to get me out the window. It did not help her that I was…

Oh fuck me. This is the very particular brand of lower middle class white trash Ohio seems to grow like it’s the only thing our soil supports. From the hard slick back ponytails to the Midwestern mommy facebook outrager version of the “I want to talk to the manager, never mind lets beat some ass” haircut, Sams club…

I think basically he has to do it. That or the wildfire gets detonated during Dany’s attempted conquest, like the entire city collectively says “Nope. Nope. Nope. We are very much DONE with Targaryens TYVM. Blow it up, SHUT IT DOWN. We’ll start over in whatever’s west of here, and try not to piss off their mystical…

Also his insipiring speech about not givin’ the D until the recipient is as wet as a baby seal. Mad respect Tormund.

It was DEFINITELY heavily hinted at the whole episode. Soooo many people spent a lot of time yappin’ about Catelyn and then all the weird perspective shots in the hangin’ scene? There were serious “that moment in the horror film when....” vibes

OH FUCK THO. Someone else mentioned that Cersei’s little “rumor” may be the wildfire caches the mad King hid all over the city and that she might just be insane enough to be like “FINE. No trial by combat? Want the throne? EAT EXPLOSIONS” and what if...Jamie has to give HER the kingslayer treatment?! This is now my…

Grew up a Marine Corps brat, and our classes were as diverse as our parents. So we got weirdly snobby about “officer vs enlisted” (officers neighborhoods are usually indistinct zones from enlisted personel, Generals get pretty amazing homes no matter where, but looking back it’s sort of schocking the difference in…

South Africa? Coz he looks like he very much like he wants to be Ninja/Watkin Tudor Jones of Die Antwoord fame when he grows up

I think as a consequence of being raised by a father and mother who were both firm belivers in charging in and intervening if someone needed help regardless of like, common sense or consequences (from grocery bags, ‘runner’ kids to more serious shit) I’ve almost never even like paused to think “maybe I shouldn’t”…