Gurl, screw em! You do you and feel fucking fabulous doing it! I have a dark berry sorta-metallic that makes me feel like an age appropriate goth girl again *and* doesn’t emphasise my teeths unpleasant color (Kat Von D’s Wolvesmouth - how do you NOT buy a color with that name). Dudes were like “so much makeup!” but…

Just for the record, I have wanted freckles since childhood. Because genetics are an unfair mistress my girl cousins were blessed with a sprinkling of amazing freckles across their cheeks and nose which give an adorable yet dewey-otherworldly-gorgeous effect, that they have spent all their adult makeup wearing life…

I *love* pitties, I love their faces and how much they love their people (all people in some cases) and your beautiful girl is one of the most lovely pitties I have ever beheld!

Baby #2 - Border collie baby from an adoption service where it was love at first sight. She has a wonky eye (Collie Eye Anomaly) so maybe that’s why they gave her up, but their loss because she is amazing and squishy and likes to be fastest on the dog park playground

Border Collie! I love BC freckles!

Like the poster said below, fresh uncooked butcher bone for when you’re there, and as we discovered with our chewer, antlers are a favorite (especially if you boil them in broth!). Our BC rescue was a super skittish unsure little lady when we got her, and I just insistently cuddled, coddled and snuggled the everloving…

Arthropod geek here - I do my own exterminatin’ based on the issue at hand. Spiders and house centipedes are most welcome guests because they hide, and gobble up the nasty stuff before it can get into the house. Widows are welcome in cracks and crevices I will never blindly stick my hand in, and Recluses...can stay…

Solid work and perserverance on the intarsia, looks like it was blocked for sure, perfectly lovely raglan shaping for the sleeves front/back....and you go and wreck the whole effect with a shit neck band. KINTTA PLZ next time don’t pick up stitches directly from the selvedge after you blocked and seamed. Do this thing

Gurl. You have way more patience than me. MrFox is an awesome human being and also does his shit (like, he actually sat down and wrote his part of the thank you notes, but I addressed the envelopes because my handwriting is marginally better than his), but his parents are less...awesome. It had been 2 freaking weeks…

I’m on the opposite side of the spectrum, dark haired/eyed with straight black lashes/brows (and mustache!) and very fair skin. Technically I’m neutral toned, but when I was able to live la vida crazy hair color, I had awful cystic acne and lots of redness/scarring. And yet I kept insisting on purple or pink hair,…

I feel her pain, pale ladies can oft times find it hard to get the right makeup if you can’t/don’t tan, because for some reason everyone assumes you need “bronzer” and a “healthy glow.” I am healthy, my glow is just “glow in the dark” pale with weird undertones so even the fairest drugstore foundation makes me look…

The African American makeup artist who did my makeup via sephora card (wedding makeup on the cheap!) did the HELL out of my makeup, and I am one pasty bitch, as in “we are literally in a Sephora and there are only two brands that come close to making concealer and foundation for Irish ghosts” but she found the right…

Sadly a lot of inflexible chefs seem to think that’s a legit excuse to not be able to throw together anything more creative than a half assed veggie pseudo stir fry or crappy lasagna.

Musically and presentation wise, this shit is “Friday” or “Six Pack” (I apologize in advance if you google that) level bad. Like someone bought Madonna the premier deluxe Ark Music Factory package for her birthday, COMPLETE WITH STARZ AND DESIGNERS!

I think it’s less the “knockoff” giving a feeling of a devaluing brand, but rather girls and women striving to carry their one logo encrusted bag, or whatnot, thus flooding the streets with a supposed luxury good (like in the early 00’s when Vuitton did some hideous technicolor cherry blossom Japanese print on their…

I think the British call them “people who don’t have to buy their own furniture” or something to that effect. Like so rich that you dress kind of like a hobo in ancient bespoke and your large sheddy dogs are allowed to cover your priceless antiques with their fluff. When they travel everything goes into the bomb proof…

I REGRET NOTHING. But you know, good for you feeling like you got a moral high ground. Celebrity tears...meh. But then as someone who worked as a theater tech for a long time, I am very convinced that actors at every level are at some point in need of a good smack they’ll never get. I’m sure at the height of his…

Once, I was a dick to a celebrity. My friend and I were cruising the French Quarter for a good place to have a beverage and we happened upon an intersection where a VERY familiar dude was looking up and down the street like he was expecting something. IT WAS JERRY MOTHERFUCKING SPRINGER! But right as we got close…

Watching it on constant loop has been the only thing to keep me sane during the run up to my defense for my Masters. Amy Poehler and Rhetta are making my life bearable and less terrifying right now.

Benzos + Booze = BAD times. I learned that the hard way when my doctor neglected to mention that my new and magical medication for stopping a panic attack in its tracks would fuck me UP if I had something to drink. But if I didn't have my scrip for it, I'd be terrified as to how long it would take me to revert back to…