Yes, but smokers pay higher premiums. There's also no way to prove that smoking caused a particular cancer. I think that we can all agree that we know what causes babies. Additionally, I don't view that particular procedure as different from ALL others. If someone wants Viagra, they should pay for that, too.

You're cute. I'm in my 40's, if you must know. If I'm not the captain of my life, then who is? I have to take personal responsibility for my actions. I'm quite aware of how the baby-making thing goes, and I've "kept it in my pants" on some occasions because of it. You have no idea how much or how little "life…

Fair enough, but it's not only about tax dollars. It's insurance premiums, too.

Right, but if I'm struggling to work and pay my ever increasing insurance premiums and make ends meet too, why should I have to help pay for that? I have a non-existent wallet, too, and that's why I don't have any kids. I would love it if the premiums didn't keep increasing.

Please don't tell me what I should want.

At that point, the kid is already born and is here. It's not the kid's fault, so how can I gripe about that too much (as long as most of the money actually goes towards helping the kid.)

In this particular scenario, you'd be electing to have an abortion. I have no issue with you having the abortion itself, but I don't want to subsidize it with my tax dollars. Why should I be punished as someone in a similar situation as you, but a who is taking several precautions to not get pregnant? Pay for your…

I love how you can speak for the general public. I must have missed that election.

So the truth of this couple's relationship is less important that what you think about them?

Where did I argue anything? How do we know that Morty doesn't do anything around the house? How do we know that Lee doesn't have a break? For all we know, their kids come over to clean their house, and mom is just testing the Swiffer to see what it's all about.

I suppose that she was raising the kids, taking care of the household chores, and cooking. After about 5 years of that, the kids would go to school for much of the day, and she would have some free-time tossed in there as well. I didn't say anything negative about Lee, though. I was just saying that we should cut…

Yeah, and cities on the west coast of the US can handle their money just fine, right?!

Why does anyone even care what a bunch of young, inexperienced writers (many of whom have likely never spent any real time in or around Detroit) think? Do they know about Detroit, the industries, the people, and the culture? Have they run businesses? Do they understand economic policies?

Because 5 is too many. Listen to your parents. They're smart and have life experience.

Well...5 kids IS too many. Keep it in your pants from now on!

Wow, people. Seriously? Why the bad comments? What's wrong with this?

Tell your niece that Morty likely worked 50 hour weeks in a job that he hated - for 50 years - so that his wife and kids could have the best life that he could possibly provide for them.

Morty worked 10 hour days for 50 years in a job that he hated (but kept that to himself), so that his wife and kids could have a better life. He worried about the family finances, saved for retirement, worked at night, and often sacrificed spending time with his kids when his boss demanded it. His wife played bridge…

It must be working. The more the folks here at Jezebel bitch about this commercial, the more it appeals to me.

A jumper-to-conclusions too? You're a treat!