That's kind of what I was thinking! I wish I had time scheduled in my day to browse Tumblr. Ahhhhh....the leisurely life of a blog writer... I'm thinking that a career change is in order!

Step 1: move to where it doesn't snow

You only work 6 hours a day? I wish...

As someone who was vegan for 14 years and now eats a high-protein (Paleo-like) diet, I can say that my farts now are FAR worse than when I was a veg. I still haven't farted in front of my fiance'. :-)

+1 for this!

Just as I took your one comment and made a snap decision about you, so will people look at how you're dressed when out in public and do the same thing. You don't have to like it or accept it, but it happens all the time.

Spoken like someone from the teacup generation...

Statistically, you're due, then!

I've had people not able to lift their carry-on into the overhead bin. I just put it in there for them. It took all of 5 seconds. I didn't like them any less. (And they liked me more.) What's the issue with this?

Numbers 4 and 5 can be done when you return. There's enough to worry about before a trip, and there is never enough time.

I know. The braid works so well, why bother with a de-soldeirng station?

No, there are plenty of other reasons why it will suck, too...

"...to take their minds off of where they were, why they were there..."

This must be based on some geography, because MetroPCS would certainly have made the list here in FL. I just dumped AT&T for them, got more features, and am paying $50 less per month. They are owned by T Mobile now, so they use that network. Flat fee pricing. No overages. The part that sold me was a $10 adder for…

Best. Movie. Ever. Very pulpy. And fictional.

Ball chair or standing desk?

Nah. They still make money even when you pay the lower rate. They don't offer you anything at cost or at a loss. They then still try to attract new customers...

Ahh. I neglected to look at the date. Sorry about that.

They have access to more stuff than you'd guess. They won't administer it without radioing for medical advice.

You do know that starter pistols aren't real firearms, right? They don't actually shoot bullets. It's just that the TSA treats them as such, so your luggage is FAR less likely to get lost. The last thing that they want to do is to lose track of a firearm.