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I've had pretty good luck online. I'm in my early 40s, a guy, and I live in FL. I kept my expectations realistic, I dated age-appropriate women (a challenge in retirement-land), and I kept at it for the past 2 years. It can be like a job. I'm dating a girl that I met on POF (of all places...), and I really think…

It's better to just say that your dog is a member of your family or like a child to you than to say that your dog is #1. The implication is that any guy is going to need to compete with your dog for your attention/affection if he is #2. Say it if you want, but like it or not, it hurts your chances of finding someone.

Uhhhh. No.

Well, jumping him and pounding his head into the sidewalk might not be a good idea either.

Actually it IS a basic citizen's right. The SCOTUS 2008 Heller Decision would support this. That's one of the reasons that states have been changing to less-restrictive policies about firearms for self protection.

If she's cute and makes cake, I'll seriously consider marriage with her. My ex could ruin a pot of boiling water, so I had to learn how to cook passably well.

Anyone who claims to be an intellectual very likely lives too much in their own mind. If you're familiar with Eckhart Tolle and The Power of Now, you know that living in your mind that much is bad. It keeps you in a state of unconsciousness.

Feminism has killed any desire for me to date American women. I'm hardly a chauvinist, but there is a level of anger in feminists that seems to ride just below the surface. They seem to want to pounce on you, correct you, or argue for the slightest thing. They are indifferent if you open a door for them. At least…

Crazy how fast that can happen!

Entitlement much?

For doing what, exactly?

Sorry. I should have known better... :-)

Most of the hospitals near me use iPhones.

I can't say that I know a single person with a Symbian-based phone.

It has nothing to do with the batteries in the device. I'm an electrical engineer, and I can tell you that it's because of electromagnetic interference. Given today's standards for emissions in products and immunity in aircraft, interference is HIGHLY unlikely, but it can happen. It's not likely to mess with any of…

Great hack! I've sworn off cheap lights and furniture, but I may cave on this one.

Agree.

Add a pocket for a .45 and a flashlight, and then we've got a winner!

Nothing shakes up a relationship like a divorce. I'm guessing that isn't quite what you're after...