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My favorite debunk is when Buzz Aldrin punched a guy right in the face for suggesting it

Who doesn’t fantasize about being the girl in that movie.

Deadspin Editor: Hey Billy, did you go to that concert on Thursday?

It’s deliberate. It makes people hate the attorney rather than the client, win for the client. Frankly walking the line defense work is hard sometimes, I’ve had friends have to cross examine teenage alleged rape victims. These men and women are good people but they do it and deal with the emotional toll upon

My coworker was in the Navy and he always points out that people’s perception of the armed forces versus reality is always interesting. The super-buff, huge army guys? Those are dudes who are stateside and have time and resources to work-out. They are on base.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Don’t mud wrestle with a pig. You’ll get dirty, and he’ll have a good time.

This is an unwittingly perfect Cubs preview: Became fan of team yesterday, knows nothing about the Cubs, bitches about Cardinals anyway.

Or, you know, we could surprise you and drop a list of unnotable Steves we’ve suffered through:

Steve Christmas
Steve Swisher
Steve Dillard
Steve Wilson
Steve Trachsel
Steve Trout

My grandma was a Cubs fan... she died last Thursday at the age of 91 and never got to see them win it all. That blows my mind and makes me sad at the same time. If the Cubs finally win it all this year I will hate them even more.

My grandfather, a life-long Cubs fan (and life-long curmudgeon), died in July last year just before the Cubs season took a sharp upward trajectory. He was 92.

Totally, I wish we lived in a place where one doesn’t need to proven guilty to face a lifetime of punishment.

I’m the same way. That case made me feel like a total asshole for taking Crystal Mangum - who we now know is utterly crazy, a liar, and a criminal of the worst order - at her word without waiting for evidence and due process. And now I’m skeptical of every story, even when math says I shouldn’t be.

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Penn Station has low ceiling, numerous pillars blocking the flow of traffic, plenty of narrow corridors and blind turns. It’s a place where tens of thousands of people must move through every day, but it’s basically MSG’s basement. No amount of cleaning it up will make it airy, open, and pleasant.

FYI - Chicago is called the “Second City” because the first iteration burned to the ground. They rebuilt it, and thus, it is the Second City

1990s television, Simpsons excluded, was focus-grouped mush.