Why the Hell Did No One Pick Up Tank in This Overwatch Match Fuuuuuuuuuck

Trump has the best voice. All over, he goes around, and sometimes people ask him to sing, and he’s not the type of guy to just sing, you know, but everyone says, “Oh, Mr. Trump, you have the most beautiful voice, just a few lines please,” and maybe he sings a few lines of a Rolling Stones song, and then he hears…

People are selfish. Almost all people vote in their own self-interest. Trump promised to bring the jobs back that have been long gone and probably won’t come back. You cannot argue against that. They voted in a last chance effort to restore their way of life. If you thought your way of life was ending but had to vote…

10 points to hufflepuff

Eric from grade school? Is that really you?

Uh, it most certainly is illegal and violation of the 1978 Civil Service Reform Act.

This is the author’s twitter page. No joke.

Another, “men shut up,” post.

<THREAD> I’m now hearing Jezebel is leaking again.

14 hours from NYC

True, but it’s also filled with Midwesterners.

Having lived in New York, and then lived other places, you find yourself referring to the times you lived in New York more often (and for a longer period in your life) than you refer to the times you lived in other places.

Maybe you should stop thinking everyone is you and thinks wearing something revealing is misogynist.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

I also take boner pills because I have a huge penis that functions properly and for no other reason.

No shit.

Yep. I know you hate to admit that, but it’s exactly what happened. Maybe it’s time to learn to pick your battles, and not call everyone a misogynist without understanding what the word means.

The dismiss button lets me silence dissent like Castro’s regime!