In honor of my favorite author on this site, Torch:

'You guys'? Ha ha ha ... definitely a troll then. MRA too, by the sounds of it.

Oh, stop trolling, there's a dear.

Lighten up. I was merely pointing out that even if I 'withdrew privileges', he couldn't remember the carpet colour, in order to emphasise the difficulty with which he would have remembering that it's charcoal grey. I could have said 'threatened to burn his rugby jerseys'. Same deal.

Wait — so let me just understand this. Some people are arguing that the Hope Solo case demonstrates a clear-double standard, motivated by political correctness of the most cynical variety, in the treatment of male vs. female domestic abusers. And your response is that the Solo case is TOTALLY different because hey…

This.

Sad about that new 999 emblem on your fast Ford?

Waiting for the, "HURRDURR BECAUSE LIVE AXLE HURRRRRDUUURR," comments.

"reverting to the default white flag icon"

Maybe they're just mad because the terms of the Geneva Convention prevents governments from showing Mets games to captives.

How am I supposed to start smoking if my doctor won't recommend a brand of cigarettes?

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

Presumably, he's already well-versed in faking injury.

In the same vein:

I came in here wanting to want that Mercedes. But the Buick. THE BUICK. I think I'd take up smoking and drinking (well somehow drinking more than I already do) for that car.

Well then:

Eleanor.

It makes perfect sense. He's saying that you're going to throw batteries at Drew and drunkenly vomit on him regardless of how long it takes Drew to post the Eagles one. Typical Eagles fan. Violent, drunk, and barely able to read.