I've read your reply three times now, and I've determined that it makes absolutely no sense. You must be a Giants fan.

Drew - If I have to wait any longer for the Eagles one, I'm going to throw batteries at you and then drunkenly vomit on you.

Uh, DMX??!?!??

Yep. Being in a division with the Eagles, Cowboys, and Redskins helps. Two of the most hateable owners in sports and a team from Philly. Giants win that at least by default.

I'm guessing Kanye picked out the entire outfit.

On the one hand, I want to give her love for representing as a fuller-figured woman who wants to wear avant-garde design and give no fucks.

...does not have arms long enough to box with God...

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

Sorry, but I don't believe in fighting bigotry with bigotry.

I love your comment. According to some people, we should all jump in our own planes and do limit-testing aerobatics near the closest international airport – but, you know, just as long as no other passenger/cargo jets are in sight.

"Hey man, not everyone can afford to go to a track day!"

As a fellow Bostonian, I would like to state that for the record, I would take higher chance of accident while getting places quicker over the mind numbingly slow pace of the west coast traffic. Driving on west coast highways makes me want to just give up driving all together. THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING.…

Everyone note he said WALK everywhere. Seriously the public trans here is crap.

Next year, instead of typing up this article. They should just link it back to this comment.

How small is your penis? Genuinely curious why you are acting like it's an inch long at full chub.

Erm, I'm assuming the mocking reference to "we" would be in the whole "WE will take your women at will" which is funny a. because the Steelers are the NFL team most associated with rape (well done!) and b. because everything about this post but especially this line screams "anemic 27 year old virgin who works in a…

"WE ARE EVERYWHERE."

Thanks for confirming the stereotype. Priceless stuff. It's for you that this column was invented.

"Our fans take over all of your stadiums, we take all of your women at will, and our ladies woo your sorry excuses for so called tough guys, and then we toss you all aside like an empty beer can when we return home."

The best thing about these is always "we."