What will the world do without another whiny, entitled Wall Street dickbag out there making money for himself?

I dunno - how far and accurately can he throw a football?

There's a reason Gawker is blocked at my office, but not Jezebel.

Look on the bright side, fuckwad. You aren't doing 8-15 years in a NC State Penitentiary for sexual assault. If you had been sent to prison, you'd get to see rape from the victim's point of view.

How out of touch with reality do you have to be to make an excuse like "it wasn't rape because I stopped when she started to cry." Hey asshole, during consensual sex people generally don't cry from fear and pain during the middle of it.

It's sad that this is a "salacious" story, when there are multitudes of other women, gladly flinging their "bare bottoms" in front of anyone with a camera. Let's face it, what woman HASN'T had her skirt blow up on a windy day. I wish at least the female editors of these publications had some empathy.

I'm right there with you. Even the British press has been very "We will respect her enough to not publish the photos but we're running out of patience with her screw ups." which is bullshit.

So because she didn't have literal anchors sewn onto her dress to keep it down, she shouldn't expect anyone to respect her? Tell me more about how what she was wearing caused her to bring this upon herself.

Fucking disgusting. I give no fucks about the royals, and believe they should be treated like the regular people they are. That means respecting their basic intimate privacy and not plastering pics of their body parts if those parts get inadvertently exposed by a strong wind. What an asshole this woman is to try to…

"because the cat has gone limp like an Occupy Portland protester"

my sister is a stripper and once got tipped with one of those fake bible dollars disguised as a Benjamin. That guy got thrown out.

Back when I was working at the movie theater I had something like this happen. A man came up to buy a ticket to some new indie documentary and asked me if I knew what it was about. I hadn't had a chance to look at the description and when I told him he replied it was about evolution. I said that sounded cool, and that…

She patted her precocious daughter on the arm and replied "Oh honey, of course she believes in Jesus. She's Chinese. They've been saved."

Stop lying bro. You're "doing" all those things by blaming women/feminism for them. Women aren't to blame for ANY of that shit.

He kills a bunch of dudes who have no problem getting laid and a couple of pretty girls that dated those dudes he killed.

Yeah, they only seethe with hatred toward women, advocate beating them for purely imaginary bullshit, stalking them, doxxing them, and so forth....

"your brain must be malfunctioning"

This was cute until she kept running around, annoying everyone for another 20 minutes.

Nah...most of them are white.