IHateGoats
IHateGoats
IHateGoats

I'm 5'5 and extremely fit. I couldn't be under 100 pounds unless you cut a leg off. And I'm 17% body fat!

Exactly. Not being neurotypical is not the same as having a mental illness.

I'm just going to put it out there—you need to not read crap like these morons post, the circle jerk that does make you feel normal but does not help you in any way beyond that—and work on hobbies. Hobbies or anything that gets out of the house will help you meet women that you actually have something in common with.

I'm only halfway through this but they are right about one thing—I would be perfectly happy to see these pieces of shit dead. I hope their fucking bombs blow up in their incompetent faces.

...people who use a...lot, if you will...of ellipses...tend...not to be able to stop...

When anyone says you are meaner than Perez—who is a complete piece of shit—you've hit rock bottom. And I agree with you.

I don't care about The Jersey Shore or anyone on it but that was even more mean spirited than normal for TMZ (which I don't watch but see updates on here) and I appreciate whoever Roger is—it's a terrible feeling to leave feeling great about how you look until some asshole ruins it for you.

I was just coming in to mention that one! This one confused me until I read the comments—I'm like "that's not even the same girl!"

I had a senior dog that was dumped in a field. When the shelter called the owners (they were happy to find he was microchipped, they pointed out that they obviously didn't want him, as they dumped him in a field.

I was recently told that I was "very popular with the personal trainers" which I was told was code for they like to stare at me in the mirrors when I'm working out. That was vaguely creepy.

There are several men-only clubs around here. This is just idiotic to even argue about. And like men desperately want to go to freakin' Curves.

I've been raped twice. I have been told—to my face—that my actual rapes are worse than a rape accusation. I know a lot of women who have been raped. I don't know a single woman who has ever gone to the police. I know that guy (maybe it's you) who will tell the story of how a false rape allegation briefly impacted

Yeah, I've noticed most bouncers and bartenders don't have those blinders on. They've seen terrible things happen. I've had bouncer friends pull strange men out of taxis they were trying to crawl into with drunk girls. They see a lot of bullshit.

Yes. I am responsible for the wind. Just call me Zephyr. If only bloomers would come back in fashion!

If you are going to leave a misogynist comment and you have a long history of trolling, like that POS below, please don't bother. I'm quite fond of the dismiss button.

I'll be sure to tell my grandmother in the nursing home to pick up a little MMA.

Women don't tend to act like being rapeable is an compliment. "You are too ugly to rape" is my favorite comment on threads—wow, I'm sure she's upset you have that opinion? So confusing.

Yes. The fact that your girlfriend hasn't had this happen means the rest of us are making it up. I was pleased with curves at a young age. Cat-calls started for me around 10 or 11. They were terrifying. Now I just turn around and give guys the finger but, while walking home from the gym, I can expect a cat-call

Yep, I have one in another thread. I'm going to dismiss, dismiss, dismiss.

Honey, I don't fucking care about my dress, or, actually, you. Go troll elsewhere. I don't see how you took any piece of that as insecurity. I said it's annoying, you stupid piece of shit, and it is.