I got hit by one of my mother's boyfriends when I was a teenager. When I called the cops, they told me he said I was lying and that I should quit overreacting. It was eye opening.

If I have kids, I still want to maintain a sexual relationship with my husband and having a bed full of children and calling my vagina my "chichi" would probably impact that pretty strongly. Also, rolling around in my children's body fluids, since they are sleeping in my bed without diapers before being potty…

I think I burst a blood vessel rolling my eyes at that one.

What kind of "proof" would be enough for you?

I have a big problem with people being pissed when you say something that happened in a popular set of books and/or movies that affect a series on now. I made a comment about the people who lived in Hannibal (it's been said that Season 4 will line up with Red Dragon) and someone got pissed at me. I thought everyone…

I saw that sweater in the window of Talbots as I was walking by and thought "Who the fuck would wear that ugly sweater?"—now I know the answer.

I am very jealous of you and badly want that thing. I theorize I could sleep in it.

Yes. I will have cancer from reading a website. Tell me more about this website-based cancer.

Yeah, same here. In my case it is laziness. I have no interest in the time that it would take me to put on makeup every morning. People have told me that it only takes 5 minutes. Yeah, it only takes YOU 5 minutes because you know what you are doing. It would take me considerably longer. No thanks.

I've eaten many of the international Kit-Kat flavors. Yes, yes, I'm basking in your jealousy.

There are just places that don't seem like you should see them in the daylight and I think Taco Bell is one of those. I like it, sadly, but it's so much better when drunk. I always appreciate that you can get a dragon's bounty of food for like 5 bucks.

I thought it was excellent. Perfect response.

Really? I hated them both. Then again, I don't like books where the author goes out of their way to make everyone unlikeable.

I'm also always happily surprised that there are so many awesome DC Jezzies.

I go to Georgetown to get my hair done and to go to a handful of shops. I hit the road once the sun goes down. And that date sounds amazing.

Same with Arlington. Nothing but a sea of bros.

I also had a friend who had known, since birth, that he had a terminal disease. He outlived expectations but still died at 24. Like you said, he had a different view on life and was one of the most "live in the moment" people I've ever known.

OMG—so true. It's a disaster when they all show up at the bar. Also, I think the total lack of hipsters in DC is odd.

I know people who know JB and she always seems down to earth and likeable to me.

Yep. Both in high school and in college. Nothing is more disgusting than being hit on by a 35 year old when you are 16.