The Lindsey Lohan one is adorable!!!!

I like it because it looks like she's walking the sheep.

I don't understand why people engage. I dismiss, dismiss, dismiss. The best part is they usually don't even realize it because they can still see the conversation.

First off, so gross. Secondly, yep, that sounds like sound logic/[sarcasm]. What dumb fucks.

I saw the repeating dude. I didn't see Artyoum, sadly, so hopefully someone is dismissing. And you are very active, why are you gray still?

I had a friend ran over by a car because she got drugged, knew she felt weird, and started to walk home. Passed out in the street. Got found by a couple other friends and myself when we couldn't figure out where she went. She literally had tire marks on her. Thankfully she was okay but OMG.

I find it interesting that these people are going out with date-rape drugs on their person. They are prepared. This is premeditated.

You want to see Neo-Mansonite, look up the chicks that love that IsAnybodyUp fool. They even call themselves "the family".

I have several guy friends who have been drugged because the drugger either 1) drugged the wrong drink or 2) the girl gave it to the guy to finish (I actually drugged a male friend after I got drugged once because I decided I was done for the night).

Do we have the creepy Twitter girls saying "He can rape me" yet? In the Chris Brown "I would let him beat me all day" category of dumbfucks?

Ah, we are going to get into my favorites. That saying a woman is too ugly to be raped is an insult (thank god I'm pretty enough for rape, amirite???) and them bitches just changed their mind after the fact.

I do usually have the power to ungray! And I agree completely.

I'd be pissed if my neighbor had pigs and chickens. I live in the city for a reason.

Have you ever been on an airplane with a poorly trained malti-poo that someone is claiming is a service animal and nobody can ask for paperwork of any sort? All you have to do is buy a service vest on eBay and the airline can't even charge you the pet charge. My partner spent $150 visiting someone not too long ago…

I tried a pair of high-rise jeggings at Levi's the other day (I love their jeggings, I know I shouldn't but they feel like denim yoga pants) and they looked like mom jeans. I happened to be shopping with my mom and told her I looked like I needed to know when the next PTA meeting was.

Still don't understand why everything always escalates immediately to death threats.

That's a great way to save money, too.

Goddamn autocorrect! Ugh, yes. Sorry, cosmos.

I just finished my PhD 2 years ago. I hardly did this in the dark ages. And I'm sorry for you but I don't think that every single state is the same on this issue. Plus I worked hard to get every one of those degrees done fast. It's a lot easier to pay for 3 years of undergrad than it is to pay for 6.

Early 30s. It was doable. This really isn't something worth lying about for me. And, again, I only paid for degree one, I had degrees 2 and 3 paid by the department plus assistantship (not odd in STEM fields) and degree 4 paid by my company. I worked my ass off during high school, during college, and during every…