IHateGoats
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IHateGoats

So, Quarterly. I looked up the boxes and they don't like like they have $50 worth of stuff in them. Do they?

Excellent! I didn't mean wantable, I meant quarterly. Quarterly's boxes don't look worth it to me.

RIGHT? I'm a pretty chick but certainly not pretty enough for the obsession that some guys have gotten. Apparently guys get addicted to the free milk.

Man, am I getting old. I don't know who the fuck at least a quarter of these people are. And the Kardashian flowers are ugly. #getoffmylawn

Absolutely. Or spending all that money on the birth mother's expenses just to have her reneg. It's not like you recover the money to try again.

So, tell me more about Wantable. I looked on the website and it doesn't look like the boxes are worth even near $50.

Totally. It's my friends who are actively on the hunt for a mate (male or female) who have trouble. Those of us who don't care? Apparently catnip to the opposite sex.

Also, most of the chicks I know who got married to the guys they met in undergrad are divorced and happily married to mate number 2.

Okay, I'm oddly attractive to men. I've been proposed to more than anyone I've ever met and this includes friends that I've never dated. And I've had sex with every major boyfriend on the first or second date. Most dudes don't care, esp. if you are good in the sack. Plenty of guys like smart women. And—this

No, it's embarrassing what I do. I put everything in a big bag and look at it all periodically and it makes me happy for some reason. I send the stuff I'll never use to other people but I am so intrigued by these swaps...

Yeah, that is annoying. I religiously use the same nail polish so getting me new ones is useless.

Don't get me wrong, I have a great rack, and if taped up, they look fake. But I would bet much money on these being both fake and taped up. Frankly, I think they look great, but they aren't "natural" if you will.

They look ultra-fake and taped up. That particular cleavage does not occur naturally. Boobs are a lot of shapes but pasted on globes don't tend to be one of them.

I regularly get complimented on my posture. It's 100% because I wear a lot of low cut tops and if you don't sit up perfectly straight, people can look down your top.

There ain't nothing natural about the way those breasts are falling.

It's okay, I know we all have bad days. And maybe you don't notice it but as a size 2 who works out a lot, I get really sick of the anti-exercise contingent on Jezebel. You aren't going to change my mind and just because you don't see it doesn't meal it doesn't exist.

As I see you are in the gray, honey, I'm going to assume you have missed the fact that this comes up each and every weight thread.

I feel sad that you feel sad that I feel sad. Uh oh—we are getting meta here.

I think she looks great. Then again, I was a ballet dancer.

So true. When I'm working out so much I have to watch my diet like a hawk—and it's to make sure I'm eating enough and enough of the right calories. People on this website seem to think that anything over a slow 15 minute walk is too much exercise and if you like being fit you are a terrible person.