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IFindYourLackOfPantsDisturbing
IFindYourLackOfPantsDisturbing

Forced arbitration is bullshit.

Cthulhu fhtagn!

It’s in my nature to fart as loudly as I can because it amuses me, but I don’t fucking do it at work or around other people.

Same. I’m pretty sure it’s the fiber. When I eat a low fiber meal, like meat and potatoes or pasta, it sits in my stomach for hours. When I eat a high fiber meal, my stomach empties out a lot faster. The fiber gives your digestive system something to grab onto like handles, to move down the line.

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“Nothin’ sets off the flavor of a steak like some ketchup.”

I ask myself that question every time I see his fucking face on the news again.

Kudos for having the intestinal fortitude to be in James O’Queef’s presence for more than a few seconds.

*thwows you to the gwound woughly*

I didn’t want to give them my real name and end up in Guantanomo or something, so I signed it “Yusuk Madiq.”

Fuck this whole family. Except maybe Tiffany. I don’t know much about her but she might be okay.

Yeah except that argument loses all credibility when all he had to do was let go of the kid.

Yet another case of backpfeifengesicht.

On the one hand I’m glad that the right wing finally found a line they wouldn’t cross but on the other I’m disgusted that this is how low that line is.

My therapist told me last week that while he’s glad I’m keeping well informed, I need to back off a bit and do some meditating and looking at kittens or whatever. Balance. I know he’s right but honestly I haven’t changed my behavior yet. -_-

You keep leaning hard on straw man and false dichotomy. Throw a little ad hominem in there too. Precisely what statement have I made that makes me a “raging anti-capitalist?”

That’s the most verbose false dichotomy I’ve seen in a while. I wonder if you A) know how much the average CEO makes compared to the average worker and B) think that ratio is actually justified?

OMG yes, or several people, even better!

This reads like a third grader’s book report and I just can’t.

Oh...oh that’s embarrassing.