You keep leaning hard on straw man and false dichotomy. Throw a little ad hominem in there too. Precisely what statement have I made that makes me a “raging anti-capitalist?”

That’s the most verbose false dichotomy I’ve seen in a while. I wonder if you A) know how much the average CEO makes compared to the average worker and B) think that ratio is actually justified?

OMG yes, or several people, even better!

This reads like a third grader’s book report and I just can’t.

Oh...oh that’s embarrassing.

Okay I’m dying to know what this originally came from.

God that is one creepy motherfucker.

Exactly. Free speech is not consequence-free speech.

Sometimes I see certain names and wonder what the parents were thinking.

That smile looks familiar...

And her name is “Malissa.” MAL-issa. Nominative determinism maybe?

So, my cousin, who I used to get along with pretty well, exposed himself as one of those “Hillary is just as bad, vote for Jill Stein, you sheeple!” douchecanoes. I finally unfriended and blocked his ass on FB. Now I’m dying of curiosity. I kind of want to unblock him and ask how he likes his new pee-resident.…

Sometimes there are no good guys.

I’m starting to think the only way this shitshow can be fixed now is a few well-placed meteor impacts while congress is in session.

Wait a minute, how has a book by Milo Douchabagopolis been a best seller? Is that real or is that just him buying thousands of copies of his own book?

I am shunning you now.

DON’T YOU TALK THAT WAY ABOUT BUTTERSCOTCH PUDDING!

Honestly though, what we really need is brave blue staters to move into those gerrymandered red districts in the south and switch them blue.

Gamestop is one of the douchiest store chains I have ever seen and I will never set foot in there unless I’ve been kidnapped or am seeking shelter from swarms of rabid carnivorous birds.