I like the three dildos on the left. Two is apparently not enough for persecuted Christians.

Ya gotta understand, most of these douchebags are generally not happy in their lives, so the idea that they are playing the game of life on easy mode on top of that is just hard to swallow, so they fight the concept with every ounce of poop in their diapers.

I almost referred to Anthony Weiner as a giant hairless meerkat but then I remembered I actually like meerkats.

 Damn, I hadn’t thought of that.

I kinda feel like this is the first scam I’ve seen that I’m not really that mad about. Am I a bad person?

I think cooking falls under transmutation.

Sometimes these fucking anti-choicers just amaze me.

Uwe Boll: The only man who managed to make a movie that wasn’t a better love story than Twilight.

Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Yeah, whoever was in charge of the packaging was maybe possibly a bit sexist...

“My friend, if you do not learn to master your rage—”

Also excellent!

OMG I played CoH too! I legit cried when they shut it down. :(

If you want a GOOD superhero parody:

I would if it was creamy. CHUNKY 4 LIFE!!!

Wait, isn’t he married to Rachel Weisz? Now I must google...

WHY IS THE CRYPT KEEPER TOUCHING HER WHY WHY WHY?

Her hair is so cute and what a great smile!

I can’t wrap my brain around the precision with which we can now send instruments through space. I mean, doing a flyby of something 30 miles across and 1.6 billion miles away...that’s like shooting a bacteria off the wing of a fly from a mile away. @_@