My plain old ear buds and cheap MP3 player disagree.

I have a theory about that statistic and why I think it’s wrong. Perhaps the ones who get caught are the ones that feel most guilty about their behavior and WANT to get caught, so the ones getting caught are less likely to reoffend because they want to be stopped, while the rest of them are less likely to get caught.

Why are you wearing that toy on your head?

That was my thought, what is wrong with that whole family?

Nonono Lilo, no amount of sorries makes it a good idea to go back to abuse.

I have the same reaction to her role in Parks & Recreation.

“Boopie doopie doopie-doop...sex.”

This is no longer funny. This man clearly has a problem.

I didn’t even know there were people who did this. I lock that sonofabitch and if it’s broken I hold my hand against it or something.

The ones that land perfectly parallel to the surface of the water will take a few seconds to fill as the water must travel all the way from the ends to the center, so yes, for a moment they will float. Notice near the end of the video the two that hit at an angle disappear instantly.

You magnificent bastard.

How you deal with invasive fish species:

I feel the same sort of guilt about this that I do when small local stores close after I didn’t go there very much. Yes I have issues.

Yes but will he fight a giant spider?

*Krall

This is the type of person that should be dropped on an island with the rest of his kind so they can treat each other they way they have treated innocent people (and animals) in the past.

I know we all rail against remakes most of the time but if this means they got rid of the singing hillbillies, I am all for the new Pete’s Dragon.

Let me tell you about my mother...

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