I’ve had difficulty keeping unattentive shoppers at least 6' away from me, so I downloaded a fart sound effect app to my phone. When someone gets too close or the aisle is crowded, I let one rip and voilá! ; People disperse!

Do you actually know how anything about growing food?

That is not a rebuttal. I’d call it a logical fallacy.

“It’s amazing watching a certain group of people just embrace authoritarianism and turning themselves into little Stasis over stupid shit.”

Yup. Right-wingers have the right to protest whenever regardless of how much they edanger public health because fuck you, but cops can violate the fourth amendment whenever and however they want because fuck you.

Nope, these mouth breathers just want to say “The Constitution is ABSOLUTE” when it suits them.

“All rights in the constitution are absolute.”

lol if it is upheld, it is by definition constitutional (until it is struck down). 

See above for a breakdown of why the state’s police powers extend to emergency orders during a pandemic that restricts movements and closes businesses, and why that is so fucking obviously constitutional. 

Projection is a core conservative value.

Because Michiganders are all suddenly fucking subsistence farmers.

The Constitution is not a “suicide pact.” No right is absolute. The Government may restrict the rights described in the Fist Amendment. “[I]n a public forum the government may impose reasonable restrictions on the time, place, or manner of protected speech, provided the restrictions ‘are justified without reference to…

I think the gist was that these are the people ignoring social distancing guidelines and stay-at-home orders, placing them at greater risk.

“I don’t like it!” = Unconstitutional

It’s like complaining about traffic. It’s always some other dumbass causing traffic. Nobody wants to admit that they themselves are traffic, or that they’ve been that dumbass at least once before.

They’re not snowflakes: they’re victims of tyranny. It’s different somehow. 

For a group so eager to label people ‘snowflakes’, conservatives are pretty quick to throw together poorly-worded signs and complain about how unfair things are. 

Whenever these thugs with guns get together here they always insist on bringing one of these. If they dont like it here why cant they just leave?

fox news told them that they were being attacked by the stay-at-home orders and conservatives love to play the victim

The virus doesn’t care what a person may or may not believe. It will infect people just the same regardless of their ‘beliefs’. The deniers who choose to ignore science will go first. The problem is, along the way they will spread it to others.