Little does the world know that, due to a translation error, they spent years and countless millions of dollars engineering their own “de-feet device,” which was a market flop after Chinese car buyers found themselves unable to walk after test drives.

Yep, this.

The owner needed to broadcast how superior he to the non-electric car owners, but being fun-loving, wanted to do so in a humorous way.

I’m not sure uselessly extending the length of his car by approximately 3 feet really does the trick, though.

This is what they get for putting the chargers closest to the building. Move them out to the end of the parking lot and they’ll be available all the time.

Not everyone can afford a Tesla, but they still want the smug feeling that comes with driving an electric car, so they go and buy glorified golf-carts from China and India that need to be regularly plugged in.

I’m sure the leaf owners get real butthurt when they see a Tesla plugged in a public lot because of the additional range

so jersey even the stock image has a tattoo

Let’s actually rephrase this question to be correct:

I’ll just leave this here.

Quick! We need legislation mandating everyone be entitled to a brand new car!

You are right. It’s probably worse because the car has the shape of a car that would normally have a grill, but it’s missing. Like exposing the frame of a painting, but having no painting in the frame.

I feel like a more progressive transition from grille to grilleless would be beneficial. With the way the front end is shaped, this looks like it should have a grille even though it doesn’t, and that weirds me out to no end.

Hence the article title:

I mean, it’s right in the name:

My first time at a track I was so excited. However I discovered that I couldn’t participate unless I had an approved helmet, which being a newbie I did not. Spirits were crushed. Luckily after asking around one of the organizers was able to find me a lender that I could borrow. Oh happy day I was made whole again.…

Can Jalopnik sponsor a track day virgin track day at NJ Motorsports Park? Like a normal track day there, or something, but with free stickers.

Having never done a track day and really wanting to, I’d have to say my worst track day experience is the fact that I’ve never had one.

Per PA DMV, Classic Motor Vehicle tags are for vehicles fifteen years or older, but wait another two years and you can get the “Antique” license plates.

Let them buy their own car. Or the bike they’re going to use to get to the job after school to pay for that car.