Could you link me to this magic ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (holy mother) decibel horn? I need this.

I hope you’re funning us a bit.

The way I deal with them on my motorcycle? 180DB of air horn. I have seen many cellphones go flying out of the window when I hit that puppy when they wander into my lane. When I am right up to the drivers side door and hit it, they pretty much assume they are about to die under the wheels of a Semi truck.

I hope you park better than you drive.

You can also predict a lot by watching them during a “normal” stretch of road. If they’re jerking about within their lane, watch out for an abrupt lane change. If they’re braking without much reason to, they’ll probably come to a compete stop somewhere without a reason (some people turn extremely slow). If they’re…

But then they get what they want when you really want them to die.

What I wish I could do:

I wish every car was like that. Taking a road trip with a passenger and trying to find the closest gas station is a pain in the ass when you have to stop to type. Fuck that shit. Let me have a passenger do it or let me drive dangerously if I want to!

I hate when cars don’t let you input nav info while moving. Either I have a passenger who can do it or I am doing it at a stoplight (but without the car in park)

Backing in so you can see traffic on your way out of the spot is the best and most courteous way to park, short of pulling through, in a non directional lot.

Hello, I drive both a BMW E30 and a fullsize pickup truck. I'm not sure if you have ever driven a fullsize pickup truck, but their turning radii are somewhere in the range of Montana Class battleship. So, a lot of times parking lots/spaces aren't even engineered to allow you to approach nose in. If you do, you are…

Jesus Christ lady.... If backing into a spot causes you this much neuroticism, I can just imagine what leaving the toilet seat up or sticking a finger up your ass during sex must lead too....... Chill the fuck out with your “parking lot time” entitlement.... And as far as that being a deal breaker for you and a guy, I…

If you don’t back into the spot, you have to back out of the spot. I don’t understand what the problem is here - it should take the same amount of time.

Um, no it doesn’t. Many dense parking lots require 3-point turns to nose-in to a spot. Backing in can be done in one turn and is much more efficient. It also helps you to see cross traffic when you are pulling out.

Backing in to a spot is safer. Period. End of Discussion.

Maybe people back in because it’s proven to be the safest way to leave?

I don’t back into spots...but if two open spots are vertically adjacent to each other I will drive through one so I’m facing out on the other (provided there’s no concrete slab between the two spots).

Reversing into a spot is the law in some cities. It’s rarely enforced, but you can get a ticket for not doing so.

Sounds like you shouldn't have purchased a Windows phone

When will Windows phone users abandon their phones for iOS and Android?