Blocking those numbers isn’t necessary. Since those are spoofed numbers if they do call back it will be with a different number and if by some chance the legitimate owners of those numbers ever has a reason to call you they will be blocked and unable to reach you

Maybe the giant grills make the X7 feel smaller.

Also not widely known - the rumble strips at the sides of motorways are to let blind drivers know what road they’re on and what junction’s coming up...

I did the “skim for facts at the beginning and end” thing, I’ll admit. But honestly for those of us that merge on highways daily, it’s pretty relevant.

I think it’s a good commercial. The dealership scene is a little silly, from the perspective of a car enthusiast, but I doubt it hits the average American in the same way.

I suspect it will just destroy the mudflap while in process of snagging your tire. IMO the mudflap wouldn’t prevent the snag.

I shall pluck an even lower fruit!

This just makes me want to scrub myself repeatedly with the roughest Brill pad known to man.

That’s not how you get mold... let me tell you how you get mold.

I am not an engineer, but I have those cool blue & white striped overalls they wear. Choo choo, motherf*****!

Come on, it’s a Jaguar. That’s never going to happen.

Wait, people are financing vehicles without any knowledge of how the process works?!?

Wait.

Now, see, to me this plays as him trying too hard. He’s overcompensating in a really morbid way, using this to say, “Look at me! See how evil I am! Dudes, so fuckin’ evil over here!!! Guys? Anyone?”

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

dear lord you’ve just helped Autozone beat their fiscal yr’s earnings

Uh wow. This is actually truly good advice too hahahaha. Well done Mini-Doug.

Wow. Its pretty rare that one of the comments is as well written as Doug’s piece. COTD. Take all the stars

Shhh. Patience. The Alabama Glue Horse is a long con, Doug.

OUTCOME THREE: Write a letter to a well- semi- sometimes-respected blogger. Outline your concerns. Elicit sympathy. Get him to paint your tragic picture with his word-brush. Let him share it with his focused audience. Step one is complete.