Who the hell cares about this "console" anyway?

Thing is, the pro controller is usless for the main game of ZombiU.

No.

So you wanted a REALLY boring walking simulator instead?

Why not simply have it just as the display copies have it as? Nothing but the logo suspended in black.

And why not simply make it an Xbox 720 launch title?

This console will go as well as the Apple Pippin.

With this, they could pull of a terrifying survival horror game.

That's great and all, but where the hell is overscanning going to be patched? As well as support for digital picture and component sound for stereo and an HD picture? And the random glitch where the colors go out and everything turns up green?

Just stop.

At this rate, Disney might as well revive the show.

Because losing money totally makes sense for a company to do.

Will Sim City join Superman 64, Daikatana, and Big Rigs Over the Road Racing at the biggest joke in gaming?

I don't want to live in a future like Mass Effect.

Who says Vita is dying?

I'll be getting it for PS4 or the Xbox 720 then.

By losing at Turbo Tunnel

Or if that wasn't extreme enough for you:

Have fun playing Battletoads in Battlemaniacs then: