Taylor, Prince would like to have a word with you.

You know what? All of a sudden I don't care if Kyle MacLachlan does end up solving her murder.

The more I think about a gender swapped Sex and the City, the more I am intrigued. I'm just picturing a dude obsessed with shoes and his tumultuous relationship with a powerful, wealthy, commitment-phobe lady in a power suit.

things i just learned:

you sound glorious

They really should allow the public to vote. Miss Canada would win by a landslide.

Push it real good!

Kevin Federline. At his mom (Aunt?'s) house. I wish this was not true.

Awkward fist bump of shame

One of my exes, hands down.

Ugh I have done the 'slept with him again to try to validate the original choice' thing before. It's not a good moment and tough to describe to people who don't do that. :/

Brava! Birth it *sending birth vibes*

You all have no idea how happy I am to have won a pissing contest!! This made my week considering I'm overdue on birthing this kid! I'm gonna eat a sundae to celebrate my pissing victory !

Im sorry. This just makes me hate you. I'm a bitter person.

I consider myself a somewhat lucky person, but my 19th birthday was, seriously, the luckiest day of my life.

For our mutual birthdays last year, my partner and I got a fancy schmance hotel room (Free! I worked for the company and I got one free stay a year.) for a night, took some amazing molly, and spent the next ten hours boning and prancing around in fancy schmance hotel robes. I had never had sex whilst tripping before,…

When I was in high school, I had the misery of living across the street from a vacation home that was known as THE PARTY HOUSE to every person in my high school. My parents, who were cool but not that cool, kept a wary eye on the house on weekends while I spent my time inside miserably knowing that everyone in my…