And she Knox it out of the park.

Sorry Jezzies, can't focus on the Dirt Bag right now. The HIMYM finale last night has me feeling all of the bad feelings.

I love how this article pokes fun at the domestic homicide...I'm sure if the husband had killed the wife this author would have kept the same tone right?

Rebecca, you need to disappear. Quickly. Your cat is not staring at you out of love. You've been marked for termination.

I was so good at Meerca Chase

I read that as "no1cum," which sums up many of my Valentine's Days as well.

Or love Jesus too much?

It's been amazing this week. I'm sure in a fortnight it will be really cold (ha! to me it is) for 3 days again just to screw with us.

Was this thing designed by Regina George?

Emily Deschanel should be on a worst-dressed list for that mess. Shapeless is not a shape, and even if it fit at all the dress looks like a flag I had to sew for colorguard in high school.

Why aren't we talking more about this dress? It's the loveliest thing in this entire spread.

Her face screams out, put some nuts in my face.

Wait...hold on. Could smoking pot make MY boobs grow?