Hell no! I want my sister to come home! She's bringing her Aussie boyfriend for his first American Thanksgiving and we want to see how many lies about the holiday he'll believe!

She's like my adorable little sister (if I were cool enough to have an adorable little sister like that instead of a sister who loves Glenn Beck and who thinks Obama is Satan).

How about some twin love? They are by far my favorite!

You're making him blush.

Marceline the Vampire Queen, obvi

I've said it before ... being a bisexual woman means being simultaneously ignored and fetishized, ostracized and objectified. Don't even bother being femme.

So, just to clarify:
Those that don't feel sorry for her, you're saying that this girl deserves to be threatened with rape because of how she dressed.
I'm interested to know if you also think those who wear short skirts deserve to be threatened with rape because of how they dress.

This makes me feel better about what I used to do. It started with Barbie coming home early from work as a veterinarian or whatever it was that day to find Ken on the top floor of the Barbie dream house in flagrante with Teresa. And then escalated to my favorite game of all time which was I would cut up all the…

One of the best sexual experiences I ever had was the simulated sex I acted out with a Peaches & Creme Barbie and an Exercise Ken doll. They were freaks, man. P&C Barbie was a free spirit and Exercise Ken was GIVING. With a capital G.

Ex-fucking-cuse you?

WHAT'S THAT SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS BUTTER

THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE THE WORLD HAS NE'ER KNOWN SUCH WISDOM BEFORE

Oh, Madonna. Honey. No. No.

<3

Hi Gingersnap,

If you expect her to put down the fork then we expect you to put down your shitty, shitty attitude.

Why don't you close your browser and contemplate why you're such a useless twat.

Just so I'm clear: Exactly how thin do I need to be to deserve to clothe myself and receive adequate medical care? I just want to make sure I do this right!