Baffling. That insta makes her look like a 35 year old drag queen who has a surgeon on speed dial.

Nadine saying that she couldn’t put her “plus-size” model in a bold print made me want to die.

The initial casting for this was straight-up bad in the first place. I adore Julianne Moore (if only for making an appearance on As The World Turns before it shuffled off the mortal coil in 2010 but that’s neither here nor there).

Literally just status. It’s sad.

I actually really love that she’s talking about this. I had a shitty review at work this week, and feel like a total failure at life. To think that someone as respected and established as Juianne Moore could be fired kinda makes me think “you know what, no one is immune from this shit.” I know the shame she’s probably…

I beg you, please do not google the dad’s art (but actually do) (here's my attempt at reverse psychology)

Oh my God, Lena Dunham makes so much more sense now.

*Planktonic.

I hate that the women in his life seem to be held more publicly accountable for his actions than he is. We either have articles asking women to answer for his crimes, or articles asking when CK and men like him are allowed to return to their “rightful” place in the spotlight. Why do women have to answer for the…

I cannot stand Bradley Cooper.  There.  I said it.  He is insufferable on film and off.  This may be irrational, but its the way I feel.

If indeed Amazon sees “the safety and wellness of our team continues to be our top priority,” why did this employee not have an employer-provided insurance physical and/or wellness care nurse checkup at any point in the past 6 or 8 months? Not to blame Amazon, but fuckit, let's blame Amazon (at least for their crappy…

I have a hard time believing that any assistant would think that saying, “You’re too fat to have a custom dress” would “cushion the blow” in this scenario in any way.

Bless your heart.

I was like really, Megan, REALLY? More about these two? Right at the top? But then I read “Crisp Rat” which I don’t recall ever reading before and it KILLED me. Worth it!

This is basically how I summarize how conservatives should approach everything in life: Stop giving a shit about what is in other people’s pants and worry more about keeping your own shit in your own pants.

This is so important.

If when you go into a public restroom, you are more concerned about someone else’s genitals than emptying the contents of your own bladder, then you need to fuck right off this planet.

Psh, nice try. We all know that the REAL DANGER is from those scary trans people just trying to pee.

First of all, I’m still confused how anyone did NOT think this was a paid promotion (and why news outlets covered it as if it was some viral accident—give me a fucking break).

It’s really quite simple.