Yeah, ok, maybe he was a weird and borderline criminal obsession with teenage girls but on the other hand you have to admit that his movies are some terrible overwritten bullshit. 

Julia Louis-Dreyfus can stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot someone and I would still vote for her. She can do no wrong. 

Was gonna say the same thing, but my god do I love your name and avi. “MAKE ME, STAG!”

It’s crap like this that makes one pray that a Hell does exist.

The subtlety is key. Poised, yet salty af. Yes Michelle. Serve. 

Denzel has picked amazing and varying roles. I definitely think his career is far superior.

Denzel has had an amazing career. His filmography is historically great. Way better than Leo’s or Brad’s. Leo tries too hard to be taken seriously as an actor and Brad is an actor that is much better in a supporting role than he his as a leading man. Denzel is that dude. 

Yeah I... haven’t seen a whole lot of Denzel movies in which the character he was playing needed to be black for the role to make sense, barring his historical pieces like Glory. Maybe MBJ has only watched Denzel’s period pieces?

Idk where MBJ gets the idea that Denzel only takes “black” roles. Yeah, he has certainly had his share of iconic black roles, but he’s also done a fair number of roles in his career that weren’t bound by race. Saying you prize DiCaprio or Pitt’s careers (because there’s obviously no debate in the talent department -…

I’m also the Lily Tomlin supporter of this non-couple.

I ship MBJ and Lupita Nyong’o so hard.

“Can you imagine 25 years of marriage, to one person, even Barack Obama? Or 25 years of anything?”

Oh, children. You don’t imagine the time. You imagine the things you’d like to do with your time. And then you try to do them.
(Just celebrated 26 years of marriage with Mr. UrbanAchiever and no, we didn’t imagine it. We…

You can use the young leaves of salsify as a potherb! Same with dandelion! Eat your weeds! EAT YOUR WEEEEEEDS

Counterpoint: taste it, pull it, eat it. Free vegetables!

Next: bandages!

Yep, when Twisted Sister doesn’t even want the publicity, you know things are bad.

She has a pact with someone/something.

When I was around ten years old, I had some friends at my house for a sleep-over. My parents were out for the evening, so we were in the care of my Noni, my Italian grandmother, who divided her time living with us and my two aunts. We decided to play with a Ouija board and scare ourselves. We huddled in my bedroom, tur…

I live in an old farmhouse in New England that has been in my family for 7 generations. My husband and I moved in in 1984, and we had our daughter the following year. The following weird stuff has happened in this house:

SHANGELA FOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS!! I WILL CAMPAIGN THIS TO THE END