Priyanka and Nick remind me of Cece and Schmidt on New Girl. 

so he swapped his seat for one toward the back

I appreciate the dissonance of politely calling him ‘Mr. President’ before lobbing a glorious f-bomb at him.

I believe Mia Farrow could be a piece of shit and also believe that Dylan was molested.

I don’t see any reason why they can’t continue being artists. Now, whether they’re popular artists or not is up to the audience.

The looks they share. Everything. Just everything.

The only way this could get better is if by some cosmic twist one of those republican forced burial anti-abortion laws allowed the fetal remains to exhumed and DNA tested and proved categorically Trump was the father.

Murder goes unsolved for 3o years.

Why don’t men help women with strollers up the subway steps?????? I have seen grown ass men walking past a woman carrying bags and a twin stroller. I think the most helpful are black teen boys. They’re always stopping to offer help but everyone else, nope. Smh.

Sooooo I’ve actually been a fair housing attorney for some time now, and I’ve seen a lot (even worse than what is described in the article). The creepiest son? Yeah, that’s probably going to escalate. He’s been preening around you — walking around with his shirt off and trying to “help you.” You have clearly rejected…

With a hot cactus.

Good. Fuck these little weasels.

I was getting an Uzo Aduba vibe, but Octavia Spencer is another who’s excellent in everything.

Over told story or not, I would love to see this and if I could choose anyone, would definitely like to see Octavia Spencer do the role. I have no doubt that Mo’Nique would do awesome, but I have a soft spot for Ms. Spencer.

Angelina Jolie’s movies get award nominations. And let’s not forget that male actors and directors make bad or unsuccessful movies all the damn time. Just look at George Clooney. Suburbicon was probably one of the worst movies of 2017. But nobody will use that to say men should stop directing movies.

I absolutely love Gal Gadot’s public persona. She’s so elegant and serene and also tough-as-nails take-no-prisoners tolerate-no-bullshit Israeli all at the same time.

“You can’t do good and be poor at the same time,” Millender testified.

They are annoying, but I’ll be legit bummed when they eventually break up.