Dwight Schrute Seeks Woman to Impregnate During Eclipse

Hey @ChloeGMoretz - let’s set up a date. The crush is mutual.

I just don’t think that cheating is what broke them up, that’s all. Perhaps someone did cheat, but I don’t believe that’s the reason they’re divorcing.

Sorry, my universal gibberish translator is broken.

Putting this out there in advance of the guys thinking this is an unfair “man tax”.

“I think if you want to fight for equality then surely treating everyone the same is the way to go”

GC is so attractive that I literally just melt.

screaming, “I’M THE ONE THAT CARES!!!” while clutching a water bottle and a cigarette in the same hand.

This looks good and I will watch it (whenever it hits Netflix), but the ending of the first series was ROUGH.

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

Also, this.

As a “curvy” chick (honestly, I like to just call myself a fat girl but people take such issue with that) I’m honestly turned off when a guy makes a big deal about being into curvy girls. I like all types of body types on a dude and I’m not making a point to fucking shout it from the rooftops.

It seems weird to me that someone who is a member of the monarchy would not understand how monarchies work.

Which do you recommend?

“Her family is the United States Coast Guard. And I told Taylor, ‘I will not turn my back...”

So, this is my industry, and I am (among other things) an actor of color, and let me tell you something. I know how money works (for the most part), I GET that one of the worst problems with Broadway is capitalism. But when I saw this picture, it was at the exact same time that I learned that Oak was replacing Groban,…

I’d enjoy a Tom Hardy Bond.

after FINALLY watching ex machina this weekend, he could be a cool tech nerd villain maybe?