Really hoping the proposal went something like this:

a.) One of my BFF’s from school worked with him on 2 Olympics and would tell me stories about how he would text her late at night and basically tried to get in to her pants. She was not having it.
b.) My old boss (a former Exec Producer of Access Hollywood) blames himself for Billy Bush. He put him on TV for the first…

Wowww an Italian who spews idiotic things about race? WOWWWW

And the people writing about it are fucking journalists.

a.) WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE GARY OLDMAN’S CHARACTER IN HANNIBAL?

Your child might be the chosen one. Protect him.

maybe she just, in that moment, visualized the Michelle Obama 2020 campaign signs—like I did—and got choked up, like I did.

My J.Glo-rious Leader has chosen a side in this Tswift/Kardashian feud. I must follow her wherever she leads.

WHY DOES THAT DUMB SIGN PISS ME OFF MORE THAN ANYTHING?? “Women? What do they like? Pink hearts and shit? Perfect. Put it on the sign.”

OK literally you had be snlaughing at “participation award-winning”

Goddddddd that nutter and I share a last name and now I’m terrified people who don’t know how common Pereira is in Portugal/Brazil to ask if I’m related to that flaming ball of fuckwit.

that. is. garbage.

And/or don’t smoke METH

Lady Justice Arden. Lady Justice Arden.

How is 1 last? Is it because you can’t fathom coming between him and Anna Faris? Because that’s really the only correct answer here.