Is one of the unspoken benefits of parenthood that you get to laugh at the existential angst of your offspring?

Well it's not like molesting 5 girls is as bad as swimming while black. Do try to keep a proper perspective on things please.

As a liberal, I can confirm that our favorite activity (besides buying lobster with food stamps and having abortions) is child molestation. My family has a reunion every year just to make sure we all get a shot.

I’m a straight biological girl and I so do this also. I work in a building that has offices and laboratories. My usual scientist attire is sensible flats, pants, and have my hair pulled back more out of function than fashion. Usually I try to add feminine touches, but it’s not easy when I have to put on a lot of…

Yup. I put one on every night when I get home. I live every day at work, every moment out of my apartment as a “man.”. When I get home I like to change into something that feels feminine, that helps me reconnect with something I spend the entire day ignoring and suppressing to make others happy.

Of course! We have cookies and we burn bras and makeup, so remember to bring some to the next meeting. We also play darts using magazine covers as targets!

Can I get an invite to one? I’ve just been bottling it all up and not talking about it, like a lady is supposed to.

When “you go through all this stuff,” she says, “you start learning kind of all the pressure that women are under about their appearance.”

I passed clots the size of healthy mice and nearly ruined my cream carpeting. I still have eggplant sheets - refuse pastels! - I was up every. single. hour. to put in two super plus tampons (YES AT ONCE - not comfortable) and a pad - and I still had accidents. If I can make ONE woman sleep well? My work here is done…

Is it just me or doesn’t ‘top hat wearing dude’ ONLY mean Slash?

Maybe Heidi is a year or two from being a Fox News correspondent.

That was exactly what I took from this article as well.

If I were Sofia I would eat those fucking embryos on toast like they were fucking caviar.

I think he wants her genes. He wants beautiful babies. He's a slime ball.

1. Why the fuck would they give him a platform?

This is purely about him having some form of control over her life. He is a 40 year old man with money, his sperm is most likely fine or at least good enough to IVF another set of embryos with an egg donor and then implant into a surrogate; but no, he wants the DNA of his ex-fiancee so he can forever be linked to her.

15 year old me would be stoked my barely A cup boobs are now DDs. Like, totally stoked.