Right. Because we all know a bunch of black kids acting crazy are treated the same way as a bunch of white kids acting crazy.

Sorry. I wanted to punch children. I'll put myself on timeout.

Everything about this shit is white privilege in a nutshell, from the party to the pictures to the kids' reactions on twitter to the parents' reactions to several of the kids thinking they're cool calling each other "nigga" on twitter, as if they'd have the sack to say that shit in real life in front of some black…

Dorks? Cool? Pathetic? I see you're fluent in not-very-bright child. Also, you forgot to sign your comment "— 16-year-old boy with pour grades and few reel friends."

I don't think we really need to imagine bound people of color thrown into the back of trucks in the South. We just need to crack open that ol' history book.

At first I thought you were talking about training your husband.

There's risk in relationships, too. There's risk anytime you engage in a physical or emotional relationship with another human. That's not just a facet of booty calls.

But doesn't that assume that the "booty call" recipient can't be a fully consenting party? I can see your point if he's leading someone on. But I'm not sure that I'd jump to the conclusion that a woman couldn't enjoy frivolous, fun sexy time with a legend. I'm sure there are women out there who may only want a booty…

Haha. That backpack says so much for those in the know.

You're right. I shouldn't have said "hungry-looking," as if that's any better than calling someone "full-looking."

We only use those for burning witches.

It doesn't help that almost every commercial/movie/ad where you see a woman's hind-parts and thighs, or anywhere underwear is being sold, glorifies bodies that generally belong to very hungry-looking teenagers or women who have to professionally obsess over their bodies. And if they don't maintain, the powers that…

I've known women who think that anything thong or butt wedging is a no-go. I've also known women who only wear thongs. I've asked about comfort, whether societal pressure to be "sexy," or wanting to please their man/me was a factor. Discounting for a few who maybe just wouldn't tell me the truth (even though they've…

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But what about Sandro? You didn't address Sandro.

They can play the same position, but I'd say Lamela is more of an out-and-out winger, and Willian's best position is ACM, although he can also play as a winger.

Ozil is more than a slight improvement in the play-making/assist category. As far as unlocking defenses goes, Cazorla is really the only one who has shown the ability to consistently do it. And even then, it got more difficult once teams were able to focus on him. Add Ozil, and all of a sudden Arsenal has two…

Between Modric and Isco pulling strings, I think you guys should survive. Almost every team in the world would murder for your starting XI, or, let's be honest, starting X.

You folks had a great window holding on to Suarez and picking up some vital pieces. A four of Suarez, Sturridge, Moses and Coutinho, backed by Gerrard and Lucas is as formidable as any group in the league. I think the question will be whether you can stay healthy and how deep the bench is.

Maybe. But with so many new players, you have to give these guys time to settle in. Soldado has scored two penalties, but he hasn't really been involved at all in build up play. Spurs have been consistently working the wings and using him purely as a box finisher. As time goes, we'll see if Spurs can become less…