I have the same reaction. She is the benchmark. I'll listen and clap for others, but I'll judge. In my head I'm thinking, "It was good, but it wasn't Whitney."

Her pitch is absolutely flawless. Very, very few pop singers can boast that.

+747

Help me, I am being oppressed!

In my defense:

"Facebook Already Knows If Your Relationship Is Doomed"

As a female athlete, I'd say this is pretty spot on. I think the difference is less having to do with women athletes being somehow morally superior and more with the fact that they (we) don't get sexually rewarded for excelling at sports (combined with already existing male entitlement in our society's non sports…

Someone spent quite awhile on GroupThink yesterday quite pompously and condescendingly explaining that we all need to stop whining about racism because class is the real issue, and poor white people and poor people of color are treated exactly the same and have all the same opportunities! The REAL problem in America…

If you can't figure this one out on your own, you probably won't be able to understand an explanation provided by someone else.

It means, "I scored that goal for my baby," like pointing at the sky because Grandma is up there.

Yep, totally the same. On the one hand, an organized game where you get hit on literally every play at some positions. On the other hand, the chance of accidentally running headfirst into a tree during a game of tag. I just ran the numbers and the potential for head trauma is identical for both.

The nice thing about holding a conservative conference at the Omni Shoreham is that it's a short walk down to DuPont for a discreet blowjob.

I personally think Urethra is a beautiful name for a girl. And I know it's a girl's name, cause it ends in an "a". (That's the rule, right?)

This is exactly what I've been going though, but it's at the year mark now.

When P2 said "Where is this going?" (all I know is that it came well before the two-month mark, which is scary) let alone "I can't stick around forever", my response'd be "Wha? Ok, then Buh-bye" before she (in the scenario) ever got around to "I hate you" and "You won't even fight for this?!" (inexplicably). Wow.

haha. this is my current dating experience.

So accurate!

omg, this is the exact dialogue from my last "dating experience." I refused to call it a relationship because it was TWO months! And we agreed upon non-commitment up front! Grrr

WHY don't guys want to be boyfriend and girlfriend? Like, I am actually okay with it right now with the guy I've been seeing for 6 weeks, but... we're not seeinng other people, we tell each other sweet stuff and spend time together in activities other than fucking, so why the hell not?